Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
The Ugly Bug Ball
An agency called the Uglybugball.com has it's first marriage.
The couple enjoyed 4 dates of junk food dinners before deciding to marry.
I guess it was an eat off!
Tom single since 1998 said his face makes his kids cry - so not so good.
They are being treated to a caravan honeymoon by the website.
I wonder if they supply the booze as well so they can have their little rumble and in the morning wonder what the hell they have done with a minger laying next to them!!
www.TheUglyBugBall.com if you are interested
The couple enjoyed 4 dates of junk food dinners before deciding to marry.
I guess it was an eat off!
Tom single since 1998 said his face makes his kids cry - so not so good.
They are being treated to a caravan honeymoon by the website.
I wonder if they supply the booze as well so they can have their little rumble and in the morning wonder what the hell they have done with a minger laying next to them!!
www.TheUglyBugBall.com if you are interested
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Guide for Gay Dads
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8086536/Guide-for-homosexual-fathers-launched.html
How comes for centuries we have always told our kids that there are no rules and you have to learn on the job when having kids.
Now of course the Brown Noses have to have a manual so they can blame someone when it doesn't work.
My advice- Shoot the buggers!!!
How comes for centuries we have always told our kids that there are no rules and you have to learn on the job when having kids.
Now of course the Brown Noses have to have a manual so they can blame someone when it doesn't work.
My advice- Shoot the buggers!!!
Monday, October 25, 2010
All crazy today!
Stansted was busy and Schiphol was chaotic with the half term hols and a conference in Amsterdam.
Next few weeks are a change for me.
This weekend in Amsterdam.
5/11 my wedding anniversary so I will only do a 4 day week
Week after than only a 3 day week as I have my Hospital procedure and the decision if I need a heart op.
Then a couple of normal weeks and then 4 day week again beginning December.
Next few weeks are a change for me.
This weekend in Amsterdam.
5/11 my wedding anniversary so I will only do a 4 day week
Week after than only a 3 day week as I have my Hospital procedure and the decision if I need a heart op.
Then a couple of normal weeks and then 4 day week again beginning December.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Visit to see my consultant
I am having an angiogram to see if I need an operation as one part of my heart not working 100%.
If I do it's a new piece of artery!
Call be Bionic!
If I do it's a new piece of artery!
Call be Bionic!
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Rooney is a greedy bastard!!
Rooney who is earning Stg 90k / week = Stg 4,68 million per year plus advertising etc etc
now wants Stg160k / week plus plus.
In order to back his argument he says that the owners are stopping the funding of new players etc and therefore are not ambitious enough.
What he hasn't got into his Shrek like brain is that you can be all the ambitiousness you want, but it doesn't mean
to say you will win - look at Man City!!
So is it better to win medals rather than earn Stg 160k per week. That is the crux of the argument and with a pending divorce (which will happen at some time) he needs all he can get!!!
now wants Stg160k / week plus plus.
In order to back his argument he says that the owners are stopping the funding of new players etc and therefore are not ambitious enough.
What he hasn't got into his Shrek like brain is that you can be all the ambitiousness you want, but it doesn't mean
to say you will win - look at Man City!!
So is it better to win medals rather than earn Stg 160k per week. That is the crux of the argument and with a pending divorce (which will happen at some time) he needs all he can get!!!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Sod the EU !
Nearly all EU countries are bankrupt and only UK, Germany and Holland net providers of money
Yes even the French are net takers!
Now they want more money from UK after our cutback announcements, as they seize their chance to get more from our coffers and we don't complain much. Bring back Maggie!!
The politicians of today have NO backbone and need to start standing up to the Eurocrats and tell them to shove it, otherwise we pull out of the EU.
Yes even the French are net takers!
Now they want more money from UK after our cutback announcements, as they seize their chance to get more from our coffers and we don't complain much. Bring back Maggie!!
The politicians of today have NO backbone and need to start standing up to the Eurocrats and tell them to shove it, otherwise we pull out of the EU.
My missus is a nightmare
My missus has OCD with keeping things tidy.
No sooner do i put papers down they are either in my office or in the bin.
Anyway, as some of you know I have been looking to cancel my deal with BMW and get my deposit back.
1. They did something illegal when taking the deposit and now Trading Standards have been advised
2. They were playing around for time, or so it seemed
Anyway, they called today to let me know they will repay the deposit after I sent a cancellation email and letter, but need the card details they debited in order to credit again
So my missus gets a new card from the bank, I am not sure why, so she shreds a Bank card.
She tells me after I warn her of a call from BMW, that she shredded the wrong bloody card and it's the one BMW need!!!
I just despair at the insanity of it all.
You can't make it up can you??
No sooner do i put papers down they are either in my office or in the bin.
Anyway, as some of you know I have been looking to cancel my deal with BMW and get my deposit back.
1. They did something illegal when taking the deposit and now Trading Standards have been advised
2. They were playing around for time, or so it seemed
Anyway, they called today to let me know they will repay the deposit after I sent a cancellation email and letter, but need the card details they debited in order to credit again
So my missus gets a new card from the bank, I am not sure why, so she shreds a Bank card.
She tells me after I warn her of a call from BMW, that she shredded the wrong bloody card and it's the one BMW need!!!
I just despair at the insanity of it all.
You can't make it up can you??
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Mourinho wants to offer Zinedane Zadine a top job
I guess they could employ him as a coach on heading !!!
Monday, October 18, 2010
No.1 sexiest Essex Girl
Not stunning but wouldn't kick her out of my bed!!
There are better in Essex
There are better in Essex
Utter rubbish again!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/8042085/Cutting-meat-to-3-meals-a-week-will-save-45000-lives.html
What rubbish they come up with and no real proof.
We are told that Chicken is good for you
To cut down on meat brings other problems, like Cancer.
Try explaining this to the French etc who don't have so much heart disease but eat a lot of meat!!
Another waste of money to a nutty professor!
What rubbish they come up with and no real proof.
We are told that Chicken is good for you
To cut down on meat brings other problems, like Cancer.
Try explaining this to the French etc who don't have so much heart disease but eat a lot of meat!!
Another waste of money to a nutty professor!
Saturday, October 16, 2010
What a shit weekend!!!
1. Friday night the wife went to bed and my daughter was out at her boyfriends 18th party. She etxt to ask what time she had to be home. I text back asking what time did she have in mind, as I didn't know what the plan was!
Then I get questions rather than an answer. So I said ok Midnight. The I got the usual kind of text that i was being unreasonable. So I said be home or be grounded. Then I get a text saying I am 16 not 5. Now that is like a red rag to a bull. She comes in at 1am. I am livid. Blow me the missus didn't support me, so I am still livid.
I will get my own back, wait when I am asked for something!!! Then I'll see how livid they are!
2. Go to BMW for them to look at my car to trade in. They come back and say that my whole passenger side has been resprayed and isn't good, plus I have 3 worn tyres and I have scratches.
Well I am only the second owner of the car and the dealer was the first and they said they haven't resprayed it, as well as I haven't. Tyres and scratches are normal. Mercedes looked at it and offered STG 5000 and then offered another STG 800. BMW want to offer about STG3,500. So how about bollocks and screw a BMW. I will eitehr go for the Merc or none now and say Bollox to everyone!!!
3. My middle son wanted to see Grown Ups last week but I didn't have time. So tonight I took him for fish and chips and then we went to the cinema only to find out that it's SOLD out. Now I am accused of not keeping my promises!!!
So screw everyone I am fed up !
Then I get questions rather than an answer. So I said ok Midnight. The I got the usual kind of text that i was being unreasonable. So I said be home or be grounded. Then I get a text saying I am 16 not 5. Now that is like a red rag to a bull. She comes in at 1am. I am livid. Blow me the missus didn't support me, so I am still livid.
I will get my own back, wait when I am asked for something!!! Then I'll see how livid they are!
2. Go to BMW for them to look at my car to trade in. They come back and say that my whole passenger side has been resprayed and isn't good, plus I have 3 worn tyres and I have scratches.
Well I am only the second owner of the car and the dealer was the first and they said they haven't resprayed it, as well as I haven't. Tyres and scratches are normal. Mercedes looked at it and offered STG 5000 and then offered another STG 800. BMW want to offer about STG3,500. So how about bollocks and screw a BMW. I will eitehr go for the Merc or none now and say Bollox to everyone!!!
3. My middle son wanted to see Grown Ups last week but I didn't have time. So tonight I took him for fish and chips and then we went to the cinema only to find out that it's SOLD out. Now I am accused of not keeping my promises!!!
So screw everyone I am fed up !
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Female Eunuch vs Todays woman
40 years ago Germaine Greer and Aussie lady wrote a book called 'The Female Eunuch' which was about the liberation of women.
The book was publicized more and more because it created riots in London with wimmin's fashion stores being vandalized.
Germaine was an editor of a wimmin's sex mag or something in Australia when she wrote this and today admits the book was about sexual freedom and that women should enjoy it as much as men. Or that men shouldn't just have their own gratification without thinking that women should also participate and enjoy.
On the back of this book Germaine was allowed to come to UK and receive almost celebrity status. Today she lives on the Hertfordshire and Essex border still selling the same thing.
Instead of being idolized Ms Greer should in fact be held accountable for what she stirred.
If I do a quick comparison of women from the 70's to today:
70's
More marriages
Hardly any divorce
Family values were still in place
Women brought up their families
Less materialism
No legal cases at work
More comfort among men and women at work
Women treated with respect
More chivalry toward women
Women were feminine
Women were healthier then
2010
Marriages are less and more co-habitation (just in case it goes wrong)
Too easy for divorce with easy get out clauses!
Family values are all but lost
Girls of 14 having kids with no Father for the kid
More wimmin go to work and don't want to bring up the family and are more selfish
Wimmin are favoured in divorce cases when it's not the man's fault
More materialism
A woman doesn't make the grade at a top job, so they sue.
A word out of place in the office means being sued
The office is too full of Political Correctness
Women are treated as equal (when they are not) and then moan when it doesn't suit
Wimmin are more like men, but can't cope with it.
Wimmin didn't have so many headaches!!
All in all it's a disaster!
That's why I think Germaine should be stripped of her fame and cast aside as a pillock!!
By the way most Aussie women are like this !!!
Obviously being second in line to sheep all these years has caused them a problem!!!!
Any comments?
Please send them to me
The book was publicized more and more because it created riots in London with wimmin's fashion stores being vandalized.
Germaine was an editor of a wimmin's sex mag or something in Australia when she wrote this and today admits the book was about sexual freedom and that women should enjoy it as much as men. Or that men shouldn't just have their own gratification without thinking that women should also participate and enjoy.
On the back of this book Germaine was allowed to come to UK and receive almost celebrity status. Today she lives on the Hertfordshire and Essex border still selling the same thing.
Instead of being idolized Ms Greer should in fact be held accountable for what she stirred.
If I do a quick comparison of women from the 70's to today:
70's
More marriages
Hardly any divorce
Family values were still in place
Women brought up their families
Less materialism
No legal cases at work
More comfort among men and women at work
Women treated with respect
More chivalry toward women
Women were feminine
Women were healthier then
2010
Marriages are less and more co-habitation (just in case it goes wrong)
Too easy for divorce with easy get out clauses!
Family values are all but lost
Girls of 14 having kids with no Father for the kid
More wimmin go to work and don't want to bring up the family and are more selfish
Wimmin are favoured in divorce cases when it's not the man's fault
More materialism
A woman doesn't make the grade at a top job, so they sue.
A word out of place in the office means being sued
The office is too full of Political Correctness
Women are treated as equal (when they are not) and then moan when it doesn't suit
Wimmin are more like men, but can't cope with it.
Wimmin didn't have so many headaches!!
All in all it's a disaster!
That's why I think Germaine should be stripped of her fame and cast aside as a pillock!!
By the way most Aussie women are like this !!!
Obviously being second in line to sheep all these years has caused them a problem!!!!
Any comments?
Please send them to me
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
My Dream!
Well actually I have 3
1. Living in France or Italy next to a vineyard. Having a part time postman job and working in the vineyard
2. Driving around in a winnibago through France or Italy for a month visiting the vineyards, drinking wine, eating excellent food and then sleeping in the afternoons
3. Can't mention on this blog!!
1. Living in France or Italy next to a vineyard. Having a part time postman job and working in the vineyard
2. Driving around in a winnibago through France or Italy for a month visiting the vineyards, drinking wine, eating excellent food and then sleeping in the afternoons
3. Can't mention on this blog!!
October 2010
Well nearly another year has passed and they seem to fly by, now that I am over half a century.
I see my 6 kids and all I see for the future, is another war and heartache for them.
Maybe films like the 'Terminator' and other futuristic films may not be far off the mark, with anarchy etc
I see my 6 kids and all I see for the future, is another war and heartache for them.
Maybe films like the 'Terminator' and other futuristic films may not be far off the mark, with anarchy etc
UK to become a wobbly state!!
After the EU agreement with India on trade between the EU and India we will get a flood of wobblies incoming to the UK claiming all kinds of benefits and not paying taxes.
The EU is forcing the UK to go bust and the government cannot do anything because they are a bunch of wimps
and cannot see beyond their fucking noses
It's time to leave this doomed country!!!
25-35 years caucasians will be the minority
The EU is forcing the UK to go bust and the government cannot do anything because they are a bunch of wimps
and cannot see beyond their fucking noses
It's time to leave this doomed country!!!
25-35 years caucasians will be the minority
Monday, October 11, 2010
What a gentleman Sir Bobby Charlton is!
As most of us oldies know Sir Bobby Charlton's Father was a miner.
Those who don't know Sir Bobby Charlton is a footballing legend after surviving the Munich Aircrash in which most of the Man Utd team lost their lives.
Anyway Sir Bobby has invited all 33 of the Chilean miners to Old Trafford to see Man Utd play and I am sure alot more.
The club is backing him as well.
Fortunately most of the Chilean miners are football fans and most will know of Sir Bobby and Man Utd. What a gesture and what a time it will be for those men!!
Well done Sir Bobby and Man Utd!
Those who don't know Sir Bobby Charlton is a footballing legend after surviving the Munich Aircrash in which most of the Man Utd team lost their lives.
Anyway Sir Bobby has invited all 33 of the Chilean miners to Old Trafford to see Man Utd play and I am sure alot more.
The club is backing him as well.
Fortunately most of the Chilean miners are football fans and most will know of Sir Bobby and Man Utd. What a gesture and what a time it will be for those men!!
Well done Sir Bobby and Man Utd!
This car or that car?
Spent Saturday looking at cars.
Today I will find out which one after the deals they come back with
1. BMW 325 cabriolet
2. Mercedes CLK 350 sport.
Today I will find out which one after the deals they come back with
1. BMW 325 cabriolet
2. Mercedes CLK 350 sport.
Too much news
I have to scan the papers as there is so much news this weekend.
The UK is in Chaos
The 9/11 site should bury a pig !!!
And the Yanks Tea Party is in collusion with the English Deffense League against Islamists !!!
As I said I can see a crusade building up !!!!
The UK is in Chaos
The 9/11 site should bury a pig !!!
And the Yanks Tea Party is in collusion with the English Deffense League against Islamists !!!
As I said I can see a crusade building up !!!!
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Western World vs Sharia - Western world is losing!!
http://www.citizenwarrior.com/2010/07/concessions-to-islam-are-sharia.html
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Jack the Ripper
I watch educational programmes and on the History Channel last night it was about Jack the Ripper.
If you don't know he carved up prostitutes in the East End of London, namely Whitechapel.
All kinds of theories came out which included the Prince of Wales at the time.
Anyway, the History channel hired some CSI or NCIS people who investigated.
The out come was common sense in a way.
No real pattern except that at that time and in this area the East End of London was riddled with Syphilis, which as we all know (not) causes brain decay and people going out of their mind.
According to this team, they took the killings and the verocity of them later on, to lead to the conclusion that this person was riddled with Syphilis which explained the lack of pattern, but mainly where ever he was at the time.
They also noted that it was a Jewish community, even then, and on some nights there happened to be a Jewish meeting or something going on.
So there we have it, he was a Jewish East ender, most probably in the rag trade (that's what they did in that area) and riddled with Syphilis
If you don't know he carved up prostitutes in the East End of London, namely Whitechapel.
All kinds of theories came out which included the Prince of Wales at the time.
Anyway, the History channel hired some CSI or NCIS people who investigated.
The out come was common sense in a way.
No real pattern except that at that time and in this area the East End of London was riddled with Syphilis, which as we all know (not) causes brain decay and people going out of their mind.
According to this team, they took the killings and the verocity of them later on, to lead to the conclusion that this person was riddled with Syphilis which explained the lack of pattern, but mainly where ever he was at the time.
They also noted that it was a Jewish community, even then, and on some nights there happened to be a Jewish meeting or something going on.
So there we have it, he was a Jewish East ender, most probably in the rag trade (that's what they did in that area) and riddled with Syphilis
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
The F.A. are idiots and should be sacked
Why on earth am I seeing in the press today that the F.A. want McClaren back?
1. he failed miserably before
2. he won the league in Holland because it is about Championship level
3. He was ridiculed for trying to fake a UK-Dutch accent
4. Last week was ridiculed because he tried to fake a UK-German accent
5. He failed as a UK Manager
6. Not doing well at Wolfsburg because the standard is better than Holland
This just goes to show, that the F.A. want a yes man and a complete nincompook!
1. he failed miserably before
2. he won the league in Holland because it is about Championship level
3. He was ridiculed for trying to fake a UK-Dutch accent
4. Last week was ridiculed because he tried to fake a UK-German accent
5. He failed as a UK Manager
6. Not doing well at Wolfsburg because the standard is better than Holland
This just goes to show, that the F.A. want a yes man and a complete nincompook!
De Jong is an animal and should be banned
I have seen de Jong play several times for Man City and the Dutch team.
Basically, he is an animal and something needs to be done about him.
The Dutch are saying that he should be banned and they are appalled at his tackle against Ben Arfa and also what he did in the World Cup final.
The F.A. are also at fault, as are the Man City board for not disciplining him.
A call to ban him until Ben Arfa can play is all well and good, but what happens if Ben Arfa doesn't come back to his fitness and style again.
I think he should be banned for life from the Dutch team and also he should have to pay Ben Arfa salary or 50% as punishment. The harsh tackle wasn't necessary.
It was a bit like van de Vaart last week when Spurs played in the Champions league against Twente. Van de Vaart aimed for the guy and turned his back on him as he ploughed into him. This isn't football it's crap.
Basically, he is an animal and something needs to be done about him.
The Dutch are saying that he should be banned and they are appalled at his tackle against Ben Arfa and also what he did in the World Cup final.
The F.A. are also at fault, as are the Man City board for not disciplining him.
A call to ban him until Ben Arfa can play is all well and good, but what happens if Ben Arfa doesn't come back to his fitness and style again.
I think he should be banned for life from the Dutch team and also he should have to pay Ben Arfa salary or 50% as punishment. The harsh tackle wasn't necessary.
It was a bit like van de Vaart last week when Spurs played in the Champions league against Twente. Van de Vaart aimed for the guy and turned his back on him as he ploughed into him. This isn't football it's crap.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Non-PC jokes
Why do women marry in white?
So they match the appliances
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand nearer to the sink
So they match the appliances
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand nearer to the sink
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Sunday in UK
Today is my boys football day.
Match 1 at 10am and I am the official linesman.
Match 2 at 2pm just 7 miles away
Unfortunately the weather forecast is rain.
Match 1 at 10am and I am the official linesman.
Match 2 at 2pm just 7 miles away
Unfortunately the weather forecast is rain.
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