Environment Agency twits!

As most people would know, the North of England has been deluged with floods due to several rivers breaking their banks.
We have seen people cleaning up or still out of their homes for Xmas, Boxing day etc.
But the Environment Agency has some clever advice to all of those affected.

Put concrete floors down and place the electrical points about 5 feet up the wall to help!

How do these idiots think of these things, 'cos I can't think these things up!

A really good thing to do is to dredge the rivers and for the government and local agencies build up the defence banks along the rivers!

Ah no of course, that means the it will cost the government money!
Let's pass some costs onto the house owners who already have lost their belongings and can't get insurance.

Tomorrow is the dreaded 60th birthday!
I have decided that 2016 is going to be a big year to me.

I will lose weight as a priority and to eat better.
I will look to cut out the red meat and stick with white meat and fish and loads of veg.
Exercise will be another important factor for 2016. I have a bike and will look to clean off the spider webs, but will ride on the days it doesn't rain!!
The first time I ride my bike will be it's great inauguration! I bought it earlier in 2015, but put it into the shed to not rust.

Another thing I will do in 2016, as I have said, will be to push ahead with my new business idea.

At least 2 holidays will be planned.
Maybe Greece for 10 days and next Xmas India.
In between times I will go on business to meet developers and to go and see my brother in San Fran and maybe my mate in Park City-Salt Lake City.
Oh and also to Holland again to see my friends.

I need to get rid of my small car the Corsa and get what I promised myself, Mercedes 'S' model, or something else that has power, comfort and speed. Anyway, a car more fitting to my position as ;' Head of the Household!'

The newspapers are saying that I will meet someone from the past and strike a relationship. I trust it's female though!
Have you ever recognized that these astronomies get anything right? I haven't and don't know why I read them.

So starting tomorrow, I will act my age ( it's still 28) and my birthday will be, just a number, but not my age. I will still look at women with big boobs, pretty faces, run around and be a youthful chappie, which alot of people aren't, that are younger than me.

Happy New Year to you all and let's hope 2016 goes well for us all!!

2016

what do I see for the New Year 2016?

1. I see the UK economy faltering
2. I see people hitting debt problems
3. I see the EU trying to appease the UK before a referendum before we vote to pull out
4. I see the Labour party going down the pan.
5. I see a new political party being created out of the Labour MP's kicked out by Corbyn
6. Petrol should come down. At current barrel price gas pumps should be 65p per litre, currently, 99-101 pence per litre.
7. I see the government debt not coming down as tax receipt predictions will be hit.
8. Cameron will lose power and credibility within the Conservative party.
9. If the economy falters, Osborne's push to lead the party will falter and lead to Boris taking over.
10. Immigration will increase in the UK
11. More union strikes will hit the economy.
12. More racial tension will occur and in particular with Muslims.
13. Britain will be drawn into conflicts that we cannot support, due to reduction in forces.
14. NHS collapses
15. Education starts to cause concern, due to lack of places for kids and fully qualified teachers as the schools are relying on untrained assistants.
16. The USA will push the UK and EU to sign TTIP agreement.
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/what-is-ttip-and-six-reasons-why-the-answer-should-scare-you-9779688.html

I will leave it at this for the moment.

Lets all hope we have a future!!

Christianity going

To follow on from my recent blogs.
The sultan of Brunei has declared that no one can practise Christianity in Brunei.
Penalty - Imprisonment

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/12063373/Sultan-of-Brunei-bans-Christmas-because-it-could-damage-faith-of-Muslims.html

This is a guy who who was educated in the UK and attended Sandhurst.
He owns huge amounts of assets in the UK.

Me thinks this is somewhat hypocritical.
Just goes to show the oppressiveness of Islam.
This is why Islam will kill off Christianity.
The western world, be warned.

Another sobering thought.
Christian families average 2 kids
Muslim families average 6 kids.
Not much hope then!

Law Society could kill off Christianity in the uk

Ok, does anyone remember what I wrote some time ago about the church becoming extinct and how many people will lose their jobs? No, well you will have to look back.

There is a divorce case going on at the moment, where an  ex-oil trader is appealing against a court decision to award his ex-wife most of his fortune.
The first comment is that he was once worth about 20 million pounds.
He and his wife split for some reason and he dwindled his wealth by drink, drugs and escorts.

Anyway, she was awarded a total of 7.5 million pounds, compared to his 6.3 million pounds (numbers approx).
He is appealing on the basis that his wife at their wedding, said ' for better or worse' and she doesn't want to stick to it.
SO the point here is that if he loses the wedding vows are an absolute joke. If that's the case, why get married?? The originality of marriage was for passing down land ownership.
Not much ability to do that anymore for the normal person!
This means that we don't need vicars, priests and churches and we don't need marriage.

This follows my message of yesterday, the Christian church cannot market themselves to build on congregations.
Plus my old message, no Vicars, No Priests, No Pope, No Cardinals, No vergers, no Xmas, No toys, no Cards, no poems, no wrapping paper etc etc.

So this verdict is very important!!

UK must be the only potential new Communist country

A while ago I had to go to Wolverhampton and on the way I noticed at Birmingham Airport stop a large Unite union building of accommodation for the University students. Since I have see 2 other buildings from the same union. It seems that the unions are getting their new members mainly from Universities when their minds are already mashed up with booze, drugs and pythagoras theories that it's easy for some trotskyist to help them!

The reason I bring this up is that the Labour party is going to communism pressed my Len McClusky head of the Unite union. In the press it seems that if you don't agree with Corbyn's views ( which are Len's) then you can get out or they will get you out. I foresee a break away party will emerge.

If you think about it there isn't really many communist countries that practise it.
China only preaches it to  make sure alot of the high level people are making alot of money, hence my comment the other day. The Chinese now own 30% of alot of countries and their raw minerals and making huge amount of millionaires and billionaires. So where is the communism.
Look at Russia, same thing. Vietnam is very prosperous these days apart from the farmers.

The only country that still preaches communism is CUBA and even they are turning.

So back to the UK. We will see strikes, violence, intimidation.

Now look at Corbyn and the EU. They will wipe the floor with him.
China can bomb the UK 'cos he doesn't like war. So he will be like the Arab Council. They can't say anything, as it normally goes to them after the effect of someone invading.

So you have to admit, the Uk is a prime candidate for communism.
I don't know about you, but those commy chinese hats will not suit me and I hate green!!!

Disappearance of Christianity

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/11/05/christianity-could-be-completely-erased-from-middle-east-in-less-than-decade.html

There are several reasons why Christianity will disappear ion some countries;
1. Rapid population explosion of Muslims, which is the fastest growing families in most countries
2. Islam is oppressive, where christianity is passive
3. Christian religious hierarchy, have no idea about marketing
4. Parents have no interest to teach their children, religious background and stories
5. Lack of lessons in the curriculum
6. Lack of involvement of the church in schools
7. Stupid beliefs, that we should always forgive killers, paedophiles etc etc

So all in all it will be a logical lack of interest from alla sides that will ruin Christianity

Be careful Xmas eve!

Christmas eve 2015 is Mohammad's birthday.
Extra vigilance is required in major cities in Europe.

Xmas dinner with the Essex girls

So last night was the family's annual function.
We try somewhere different most years and we have had some nice places.
This year we went to a local golf club, that houses many functions and in particular Indian weddings.
This is in the heart of Essex.
It was advertised as 'Las Vegas night'.
The family arrived with keen expectation.
I went to the bar and there was this woman in a fake leopard skin coat and messy hair.
It ended up that she was out of her tree, before the function!
Her Xmas function clothes was a halter neck cheap top and red trousers.
Not something to wear, when it's an annual, kind of Black tie function.

Anyway, I noticed that there were a few girls already drunk as we settled in.

After the starter, of a tiny 3 rib of pork, there was a big introduction of Elvis Presley.
In fact he was a local Indian imitation, with a rather large stomach, in a bright blue and sequinned suit and a black wig.
Anyway, his voice wasn't too bad as it happened, but then he made some comments about brussel sprouts and made some rude noises! Very festive, I must admit, and highly inappropriate, I thought.
He went on for about 1 hour and walked around the room and as there were more drunk women they all went up to him and had photos taken etc. It was madness!
Eventually, we got rid of him.

So we get the main course and it was nice, but needed to eat the half of the meal the missus didn't want to fill me up.
Dessert was Xmas pudding and brandy cream.
All the night wine, beer was free and then after 10pm some spirits were free.

The Las Vegas bit, well!  was one roulette table and 1 black Jack table. Stacks were I think low but, you couldn't get near to it. SO I walked around and found the coffee and mince pies.
The coffee was instant coffee-Yuk! and the mince pies were cheap supermarket crap.

By now the time was 9.30pm. OMG! I still had 3 hours to go!

Eventually it came to 11.15 and I walked outside for air.
There was a cafuffel in the car area. A girl of about late 20's was obviously comatose with several people trying to do something, God knows what. Why they didn't call for an ambulance I don't know, 'cos she was obviously in trouble.

Fortunately, our taxi arrived early to take some other people home first. I managed to hijack it and convince the family we had to get it early 11.55pm and not 12.30, because I could see that if an ambulance came for the girl, it would have blocked the whole exit area.

What I haven't mentioned yet, was that same lady I mentioned earlier, falling on the dance floor, many more girls out of their minds on drink and the glasses broken because the drunken Essex girls fell off the dance floor area into other people.

Having looked around today I think we will book Cafe Royale next year for a more suitable a pleasurable experience for Xmas

Happy Xmas all!

Cameron is selling us out to the EU

So a concession today from the EU, is that we can stop paying benefits to foreigners, when our Public Services are in trouble!

What does this mean?
The buses can't cope with the people, the councils can't take our money for the council tax?
Oh! and we will have to ask the EU if we can stop paying!

This doesn't sound like a win-win situation to me.

As I said before, let the EU do all they want, we pull out and screw 'em all, by lowering corporate tax and individual tax, spread the corporate wealth around the UK with all the companies that will relocate to the UK and then make all new trade agreements, which we still have signed!
Hey Presto! we win and they will all come grovelling back.

When is a communist not a communist?

Q: When is a communist not a communist?

A: When there are too many billionaires!

or

A: When it is an enforced capitalist

So the wealthiest man in China Wang Jianlin, buys a leasehold in a house in Kensington for 80 million pounds and is talking about spending a further 50 million pounds doing it up!

How did Mr Jianlin make his money, especially as he was an army General!!

Aren't these guys supposed to be poorly paid??

This stinks of a few things to me;

1. It's money laundering by the state of China

2. General Jianlin forced people to sell their property to sell for mega bucks

3. He is a member of the Triad group

4, All of the above!!

Did you know that for all the controls etc brought on our banks etc, London is the largest city for money laundering in the world!

Says it all and the MP's are selling our souls to them.

How stupid are the UK judges

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/12052901/Ehsan-Abdulaziz-Saudi-millionaire-cleared-of-raping-teenager.html

This just isn't right!
Having lived in Saudi and know a number of Saudis, I know this guy is lying.
The Saudis call all western women whores, so they treat them as whores.

The girl shouldn't have got into his car and gone to his house.
If it had been a guy from the Uk he would have been banged up!

Money talks again!!

EU has no idea how strong the UK is!

FIFA 2018 and 2022 votes

UK team talk to all the regional FIFA teams and reckon on a 60% vote to host the World Cup.
Even Blatter said he would back the UK, according to the UK Team.
Votes are done and they all stab us in the back. Blatter the not so straight person he is, must have got a back hander!

EU vote for UK to concessions

According to Cameron 60 % have backed the UK claims to having certain exceptions.
Angela Merkel started to buckle.
Then all of a sudden only 2 countries back the UK claims.

Sound familiar??

Since the late 1800's Europe have stood in awe of the UK tax system and how they can manage their economy.

SO here is an idea!
Screw em all!

The UK should pull out of EU and save us at least 100 bln pounds a year minimum.
Stop wasting money on new rules that no MEP is accountable for and nor is it transparent and most certainly not audited.
Make a standard form of tax at say 23% for individuals and corporation tax.
Welcome the large foreign companies, but make them distribute their business all over the UK to spread the jobs and wealth.
In some cases provide special incentives.

Close the borders, so the French can't send the migrants or anyone else.

Corporations would force their governments to make trade agreements with the UK.
It's the Corporations and banks that run the governments anyway.
Asian companies would flock in and leave their European H/O for the UK.

Cameron should realize that we could screw Europe big time!

3 am catastrophe

It was like a Hitchcock scene at 3am.
Eldest son rushes into bedroom, shouting there is a leak! I thought someone had been stabbed or something.
So I get up and go down. The kitchen is awash with water coming through the lights and ceiling.

Anyway, after about 30 mins it was all under control!
Water pipes turned off for the pumps that work the shower water supply.
Towels ringing wet from the same cupboard.

I don't go back to bed, as my son had to get up at 5.15 and I ran him to the station.
At 6.15, I here my wife screaming at the other son.
He got up and went into a crazy fit, 'cos the shower wasn't working.
' well you will have to have a wash' I said.
       'How do I do that without a shower?' he asked
' from the basin and using your hands and soap' I said!

Then I just laugh at the thought, that one day I won't be here and they won't have a clue!!

Where are the life skills?
Where is the common sense?
Where are they coming from?
I have no idea, but neither do they! Lol..........

Life is running away

Well it's nearly Xmas 2015 and I am nearly 60.
I feel 28 and my brain says I am 28, but the young girls say I am - well yuk!!
I still have an active mind and can transport myself with my body and legs, where as others can't.
Getting up in the morning at about 6am is becoming a drag, especially as I am a bad sleeper or just don't sleep much. I am sure my wife will say it's my snoring though.

Anyway, the point is that I feel there must be something else to my twilight years.
How about living in a warm climate and having an amazing sea view or mountain view.
What about my bucket list? when will I do any of it. I thought the missus might allow me one deviation in my life, but no, that would be fun! I do get a Kelly Brook calendar though, that I have to have in my office and not the house.

I can't stand those inane and fixed programmes on tv. Xfactor, Strictly come dancing, Britains got talent. OMG ! what about Jeremy Kyle show, he who is getting divorced and giving other people advice!! Take a cup of your own tea mate. I am not ready to retire- honestly.

So before you start feeling like me, get out there and do what you want to, before it's too late!!

Cameron, EU and climate change

So David Cameron goes to the EU summit and says ' UK wants 4 years before we pay benefits to immigrants or temporary immigrants!'.
The Polish minister, surprise, surprise says they don't agree.
Of course not! they get free money, as well as working off the books and then send their 'hard earned cash' back to Poland to help their economy!
I do know that alot of Polish are honourable people, but this highlights the stupidity of governments and what spongers can do.

So Cameron apparently, is now dropping this, which was a fundamental request from the tax payer of the UK who can't get decent if any benefits themselves.
I can see, that when the referendum comes, voters will vote to come out of the EU, because he is too jelly knee'd to push ahead with the reform.
Then what will the EU do without our significant contributions. The cash they lose , they will have to ask the other governments to pay, including the poorer ones.

The conference in Paris for the climate change is a farce. Developing countries get payments to help them turn away from fossil fuel.
This means countries like India get a payment and yet they have a space programme!
Maybe, they are looking to colonise in space?!
Another stumbling block was that China wanted a payment as well, because they consider themselves still a developing country.!
After the last 10 years of serious growth that is way beyond the western world, I don't know how they intend to define this . Their growth rate is now reduced from near 12% down to 6%. So how does that work?

It's all bollox at the end of the day and its about what is in it for the banks and the government officials.
Otherwise, God forbid, they might say something like ' lets save the world for our children and their children!'
Oh and this should have been done 25 years ago!

Xmas is coming and the goose is getting fat

2015 December

After 5 months out of work I have now found a good job.

We are living in fear of numerous things:
1. Isis and where they will strike next
2. Mohammads birthday 24/12 and if the Isis will strike
3. The EU and if there is a compromise to keep the UK in.
4. FIFA and who is left that isn't corrupt
5. Which football managers will get the sack this month
6. How much the MP's will claim in expenses
7. How much money will government squander. Our taxes!
8. How much more will the UK give to India, which is now more wealthy than the UK, but is              considered a developing country and has a space programme.
9. How many long term visitors will the EU get from the whole of the African/Arab continent.
10. How does reducing hospitals, making massive cut backs etc and allow us to have a decent NHS and to keep to A&E seeing patients within 4 hours ( currently only 2 appear to do this in the SouthEast of UK)
11. How comes we are paying more and more in Council taxes and yet the Police are being cut back, the refuse collections are less, lights are being switched off, doctors are closing and road repairs are being cut back.
12. How willSpurs get into the Champions league.
13. And how the hell does Santa get down my chimney??

It's all a load of miracles.

Hopefully 2016 will enlighten us.