Thursday, September 29, 2011
I was a Bier Fest Virgin, but now I am not!
I went last night for my first Munich Bier Fest!
Huge place over hundreds of acres and huge buildings.
A mega Fair as well.
A nice waitress asked me if I wanted a table and she found room for 3 of us.Nice tip!
Very tight but we had a nice Litre of beer and ate some Bull.
I was being eyed by one woman at the end of the table.
I have to say I would have been her 'toyboy' and I would have felt dirty and used anyway!!
Huge place over hundreds of acres and huge buildings.
A mega Fair as well.
A nice waitress asked me if I wanted a table and she found room for 3 of us.Nice tip!
Very tight but we had a nice Litre of beer and ate some Bull.
I was being eyed by one woman at the end of the table.
I have to say I would have been her 'toyboy' and I would have felt dirty and used anyway!!
Must be winter in Munich!
People coming to work in the morning with Coats, thick Jumpers and Cardigans, Ski jackest etc.
From my perspective I am coming to work with just a shirt on!
It's about 20c dull and misty.
This seems to indicate a change here in Munich.
And yes! the man with the ear muffs is back in the office!!
I thought he rode a bike but it seems he parks his peddle scooter by the coat hangers!
What a bunch of Jubboes.
From my perspective I am coming to work with just a shirt on!
It's about 20c dull and misty.
This seems to indicate a change here in Munich.
And yes! the man with the ear muffs is back in the office!!
I thought he rode a bike but it seems he parks his peddle scooter by the coat hangers!
What a bunch of Jubboes.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Football referee gone mad!
This law is true and has been enforced in the Premier league, I think Gareth Bale even at Spurs (but nor sure)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3839996/This-referee-is-undercrackers.html
Now having sent off 6 players it would have been quite feasible to cancel the game!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3839996/This-referee-is-undercrackers.html
Now having sent off 6 players it would have been quite feasible to cancel the game!
Monday, September 26, 2011
BBC has gone Muslim
For fear of upsetting the 'minority' religious nuts.
The BBC has dropped AD and BC from it's programmes.
It's now replaced with something much more Politically Correct 'Common era'
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/273683/-Atheist-BBC-drops-Year-of-Our-Lord
Of course the Muslim calendar is different to the christian one so how can it be common era?
I still believe that the modern crusade has begun.
So I expect that people will be standing up for Christianity more and may take youngsters back to church!
Depends how the Arch Bishop of Cantebury plays this.
The BBC has dropped AD and BC from it's programmes.
It's now replaced with something much more Politically Correct 'Common era'
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/273683/-Atheist-BBC-drops-Year-of-Our-Lord
Of course the Muslim calendar is different to the christian one so how can it be common era?
I still believe that the modern crusade has begun.
So I expect that people will be standing up for Christianity more and may take youngsters back to church!
Depends how the Arch Bishop of Cantebury plays this.
Friday, September 23, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Oktober Bier Fest in Munich
Well we have had a week already! Yes 17th Sept until 3rd October. Funny Oktober Bier Fest.
For those who don't know, let me put the vision to your mind.
A huge park with Tents. Each tent holds 10-15,000 people with tables.
Most tables are booked by companies and about 30% are for non business holders.
Wenches serve beer in litre jugs and you can eat knuckle of pork till you are sick.
there are also Oompah bands.
3 million visitors to Munich during this time of year
It is like a fairy tale. For 3 weeks a year the year, it seesm that there is a full moon and strange things happen.
The Munchens laugh, they are friendly and they wear strange clothes.
Men = Short or knee length leather trousers with btaces and bibs on them, socks either ankle or knee length, checked shirts and tied scarves
around their necks and some wear a strange style of hat with a shaving brush attached to them! Young and old men abound and are the Goblins.
Women= wear Snow White kind of dresses, with white pinafores. They wear extra small bras to show cleavage to a point of them nearly popping out of their tops.
Most look very feminine compared to the rest of the year except one this morning looking like a female version of Darth Vader. She had jet black hair, Black dress,
accompanied with high Doc Martin laced boots. Other from the other side!!
Women are dressed to throw some fairy dust around both young and not so young, to find a Goblin!
To cap it all, they wear this gear to the office!
I am told by a Dutch friend of mine who went 2 nights ago, that there was massive frolics and it seems the women throw caution to the wind. Pretty girls look at all kinds of men
and are friendly and I am told are up for a one night stand!
Anyway I am going next week. Well you have to once don't you!!
Also next week starts the Erotik Messe at the Olympia event hall. I guess that's a free for all?
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Munich the home of BMW
Why is it that Munich is the home of BMW and tell us its such a good car, that there are NO BMW taxis?
Plenty of Mercedes and VW !
Plenty of Mercedes and VW !
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
I am superior !
These Krauts kill me!
I know that they are inbred in Munich, but they get annoyed if you either invade their space, or that they suddenly turn in front of you, without looking as if you should be telepathic!
This morning it's raining cats and dogs and this seems to confuse the hell out of them. Trains are cut short and you are bundled into the train like sardines, but still the looks with daggers is hilarious!
So as I walked down the platform a girl turns right in front of me and I nearly bump into her. I said 'sorry' as all Brits do, eventhough it's not our fault, and she looked at me with a severe face and a surprise.
So why am I superior?
Easy really:
1. I am polite
2. I have a sense of humour
3. I don't have to save a bed by the pool
4. I smile
5. I hold the door open for people following me
6. I wear deoderant
7. I don't wear leather shorts or a feathered hat
8. I come from a nation that won a war
Enuf said !!
I know that they are inbred in Munich, but they get annoyed if you either invade their space, or that they suddenly turn in front of you, without looking as if you should be telepathic!
This morning it's raining cats and dogs and this seems to confuse the hell out of them. Trains are cut short and you are bundled into the train like sardines, but still the looks with daggers is hilarious!
So as I walked down the platform a girl turns right in front of me and I nearly bump into her. I said 'sorry' as all Brits do, eventhough it's not our fault, and she looked at me with a severe face and a surprise.
So why am I superior?
Easy really:
1. I am polite
2. I have a sense of humour
3. I don't have to save a bed by the pool
4. I smile
5. I hold the door open for people following me
6. I wear deoderant
7. I don't wear leather shorts or a feathered hat
8. I come from a nation that won a war
Enuf said !!
Moving Roald Dahl's shed will cost Stg500,000?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8760530/Do-it-yourself-outcry-over-Roald-Dahls-shed.html
I agree with listeners of the BBC4 programme that the family should fund this as 2 are millionaires. Not only that, why would it cost so much. For me to move a shed double the size would cost about Stg 1,500 and restoring some wood doesn't cost Stg 500,000. They are in cuckoo land really these people!
I agree with listeners of the BBC4 programme that the family should fund this as 2 are millionaires. Not only that, why would it cost so much. For me to move a shed double the size would cost about Stg 1,500 and restoring some wood doesn't cost Stg 500,000. They are in cuckoo land really these people!
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
9/11 victims
Reading the Sunday Times magazine this morning, there was a long article of the victims of 9/11.
What was surprising is the way the Americans will not talk about the people who jumped. In fact they didn't jump at all as they didn't commit suicide, but were pushed by Flames, smoke etc.
It's hard to come by any facts, but there is one number which isn't confirmed as such. 104 people known to have fallen.
One Fireman said that it was like an egg bursting on the ground when they fell.
He obviously cannot get over it.
In the exhibition to be opened next year, this little known fact and pictures will be in a hidden corner of the building for those who want to see.
however, it is such a distressing tale, especially for the loved ones left behind.
One story in the magazine was about a guy who was at his 2nd day of his new job with Cantor Fitzgerald.
He had argued with his wife the night before, about something trivial I guess. In the morning a cursory goodbye and then never again! Very sad.
So far I have found it hard to read the whole article, which shows people at the window ledge and also falling.
However, an interesting article and the difficulty the interviewer had to get people to talk about it.
What was surprising is the way the Americans will not talk about the people who jumped. In fact they didn't jump at all as they didn't commit suicide, but were pushed by Flames, smoke etc.
It's hard to come by any facts, but there is one number which isn't confirmed as such. 104 people known to have fallen.
One Fireman said that it was like an egg bursting on the ground when they fell.
He obviously cannot get over it.
In the exhibition to be opened next year, this little known fact and pictures will be in a hidden corner of the building for those who want to see.
however, it is such a distressing tale, especially for the loved ones left behind.
One story in the magazine was about a guy who was at his 2nd day of his new job with Cantor Fitzgerald.
He had argued with his wife the night before, about something trivial I guess. In the morning a cursory goodbye and then never again! Very sad.
So far I have found it hard to read the whole article, which shows people at the window ledge and also falling.
However, an interesting article and the difficulty the interviewer had to get people to talk about it.
Men's TV programmes
Ok so I am home and there is the TV. Programmes include:
The Jeremy Kyle show ( Personal Problem show )
Loose Women ( bunch of highly strung women slagging off men)
A plethora of series which is for women
This Morning with cooking and craft and troubles
Country house
DIY (try to catch out the old man)
Sell stuff from the attic
The Gentle sex
etc etc
Now call me a mean old git. But why isn't there a programme for men called ' Mens World' or ' I haven't got a headache' etc
No, the producers would consider this and infringment on wimiins rights and someone like Jermaine Greer would be up in arms threatening to sue the TV company.
Why do they have Womens nights with waiters with their arses sticking out ready to be slapt etc.
But if there is a Gents smoking evening with strippers we are all 'pervs'?
Why I want to know!!!!
We are all equal (say women) but some are more equal than others ( George Orwell)
The Jeremy Kyle show ( Personal Problem show )
Loose Women ( bunch of highly strung women slagging off men)
A plethora of series which is for women
This Morning with cooking and craft and troubles
Country house
DIY (try to catch out the old man)
Sell stuff from the attic
The Gentle sex
etc etc
Now call me a mean old git. But why isn't there a programme for men called ' Mens World' or ' I haven't got a headache' etc
No, the producers would consider this and infringment on wimiins rights and someone like Jermaine Greer would be up in arms threatening to sue the TV company.
Why do they have Womens nights with waiters with their arses sticking out ready to be slapt etc.
But if there is a Gents smoking evening with strippers we are all 'pervs'?
Why I want to know!!!!
We are all equal (say women) but some are more equal than others ( George Orwell)
Monday, September 5, 2011
Only the French can do this!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/8741895/Frenchman-ordered-to-pay-wife-damages-for-lack-of-sex.html
What happens if it's the other way around.
Men would be rich!!!
Reading sociology
So I am going through my mid-life and trying to find out what life is all about!
The 'A' level book starts with Religion.
Apparently, they say, religion is a form of categorisation to 'haves' and 'have nots'.
It defines what Sects and Cults are, which is quite interesting as the Methodist church was a sect.
Cults are short lived and can end in catastrophe.In essence a means of making one ego maniac money.
What I did think interesting is the link of Marxism and religion.
Apparently, with Marxism doing away with class or categorisation, (except in Animal Farm!) means that there is no need for religion.
Hence, why Russia tried to get rid of the Christian church and others.
I will update you on more bits of info as I go along.
The 'A' level book starts with Religion.
Apparently, they say, religion is a form of categorisation to 'haves' and 'have nots'.
It defines what Sects and Cults are, which is quite interesting as the Methodist church was a sect.
Cults are short lived and can end in catastrophe.In essence a means of making one ego maniac money.
What I did think interesting is the link of Marxism and religion.
Apparently, with Marxism doing away with class or categorisation, (except in Animal Farm!) means that there is no need for religion.
Hence, why Russia tried to get rid of the Christian church and others.
I will update you on more bits of info as I go along.
My dreams
Had another vivid one about an Earth quake.
Not sure where but I have my passport out of the safe!
Not sure where but I have my passport out of the safe!
A Question to all!!
Since I was born the UK charities keep begging for money.
Now it's a case of 'if you can spare Stg2 a month please call'
when you call, they ask if you can make it Stg5 or Stg10. Bastards!!
So now to my question!
After all of these years of begging and us sending money to Africa, which is where most goes. Has it made any difference?????
Answers can be as blunt as you like.
If anyone says yes, then you' re a moron!!!!
Now it's a case of 'if you can spare Stg2 a month please call'
when you call, they ask if you can make it Stg5 or Stg10. Bastards!!
So now to my question!
After all of these years of begging and us sending money to Africa, which is where most goes. Has it made any difference?????
Answers can be as blunt as you like.
If anyone says yes, then you' re a moron!!!!
Friday, September 2, 2011
Madonna's new film
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/venice-film-festival/8735826/Wallis-Simpson-was-wrongly-maligned-by-history-claims-Madonna-at-Venice-Film-Festival.html
So Madonna is seeking publicity again.
She will get it, but it will be her downfall.
A film made that depicts the Queen as a bitch and Wallis Simpson as kind hearted and causing a future King to abdicate, will not endear her to the Brits.
Madoona can of course relate to Wallis Simpson from her own experiences. I rememebr when she first came on the scene and was interviewed on the 6 o clock show on ITV.
On this, she stated that she had slept herself to the top and would continue doing so. Well she wasn't wrong there then, hence her experience!!
So Madonna is seeking publicity again.
She will get it, but it will be her downfall.
A film made that depicts the Queen as a bitch and Wallis Simpson as kind hearted and causing a future King to abdicate, will not endear her to the Brits.
Madoona can of course relate to Wallis Simpson from her own experiences. I rememebr when she first came on the scene and was interviewed on the 6 o clock show on ITV.
On this, she stated that she had slept herself to the top and would continue doing so. Well she wasn't wrong there then, hence her experience!!
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Here comes Indian football
I said some years ago that we should expect Indian footballers in the UK.
Well it's taken longer than expected but over the next couple of days Argentina v Venezuela where I guess 135,000 people will fit into a 125,000 stadium.
With a national of 1 bn you would expect that they can at least find 100 footballers.
Once this happens then it's the Chinese invasion as this has been muted so far.
Well it's taken longer than expected but over the next couple of days Argentina v Venezuela where I guess 135,000 people will fit into a 125,000 stadium.
With a national of 1 bn you would expect that they can at least find 100 footballers.
Once this happens then it's the Chinese invasion as this has been muted so far.
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