Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Funny comparison!

FIFA are as stupid as they look!


So a guy tells the world, that the World governing body of football (although it'S the same for every World Governing body)  is corrupt. Then the temporary President sacks him. Well if you wanted a piece of the pie wouldn't you???


Concacaf acting president Lisle Austin fires whistleblowing general secretary Chuck Blazer

Concacaf general secretary Chuck Blazer, the whistleblower who made allegations of corruption against Caribbean soccer federations, has been sacked, said a statement on Tuesday from the body's acting president.

Chuck Blazer, the Concacaf General Secretary has had his contract with the federation terminated -Concacaf acting president Lisle Austin fires General Secretary Chuck Blazer
On the way out: Chuck Blazer, the Concacaf General Secretary has had his contract with the federation terminated Photo: GETTY IMAGES
In a letter to Blazer, Lisle Austin, who has taken over temporarily from the suspended Jack Warner as Concacaf chief, said Blazer was "terminated as general secretary of Concacaf with immediate effect".
American Blazer, who is also a member of Fifa's executive committee, was not immediately available for comment.
Austin said in the letter that he considered Blazer had "grossly insulted and defamed" Caribbean associations by stating "that each member association was under investigation for bribery".
The acting president also said Blazer had "improperly appointed five non-elected members of Concacaf to congress."
Austin also repeated that Blazer had no authority to hire Chicago-based lawyers Collins and Collins to collect information for the report which led to the suspension of Warner.

FIFA is doomed

How good am I ?

Last Wednesday I said the FA needs to push to get rid of Blatter and get a new committee in.
Today the FA must have read my blog!!!

Monday, May 30, 2011

Easyjet problems again

Flight delayed from 8.05 am until 12.40pm hopefully.
Easyjet logistics contingency plan is crap.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Is it Politically Correct?

Can I ask the question:
As a Manager or Project Manager how would you deal with a number of individuals with High Level Autism?

Personally a good question, cos I have to do that now!
Challenging is the word I would use.

I have never been in a bank or room with so many in the workplace as I have now.

What did I say about Blatter the other day??

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/international/8540774/Fifa-president-Sepp-Blatter-to-face-ethics-committee.html

However, he is a slippery customer, so not sure they will find anything. However, if it stops him being President again this will be a result!

Next one to remove is Platini, the Brit hater!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

FIFA IS corrupt and we all know it!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/international/8536701/Jack-Warner-and-Mohamed-Bin-Hammam-to-be-accused-of-offering-40000-bribes-to-national-associations.html

With the FIFA now in disarray about corruption, it seems that people are talking about another win in elections for Presidency of Sepp Blatter.
For years this guy has been a complete waste of time and a parasite.
Recently he vehemently has blamed the UK for making up the corruption charges.
Now it'S all coming true my thought would be to replace the idiot anyway not to vote him again as President.
I hope the FA make a motion to sack him!!!

Jumped up yankee!

My Managing Director asked me to arrange a meeting with the Head of Risk Control and a few other people.
Originally, for middle of June and then next week.
I asked his P.A / Secretary or whatever she thinks she is to provide dates.
14th June came back.
The MD then said 'not good enough I want it next week'
So I look at the calendars and I chose just one hour in 3 days where people could do it.
Then the Head of Risk Control replied and said he couldn't make that date and time eventhough his calendar wasn't up to date.
So I was in the middle. I then emailed the MD and suggested he aligned with the Head of Risk as I was just being ' ping ponged'
I receive a call from the MD's P.A. / secretary ranting at me down the phone about contacting him directly, asking him to align, which meant her, she wasn't a secretary. This went on for about 2-3 minutes, which is a long time.
At then of it I just said 'thankyou' and cut the shit off!
As people who know me, someone like this doesn't get away with something like this with me.
I will have to think how to bring her down!!



Monday, May 23, 2011

German Orgy as a reward


Believe it or not, I am not sure what to think about this.

Below is a literal translation of the German newspaper Sud Deutsche.
This has also been in the UK papers.

A company sends it's teams as a reward to Budapest and hires prostitutes for fun.

Where I am not sure is what the complaint is about. The fact that the reward cost so much 
or the fact that it was debauchery!!

Now knowing the German companies I am also thinking that the woman must have also got the 
reward or joined in free of charge!
Not mentioning the Lesbians of course!
But I guess from a womans point of view this is ok!

So can someone help me on this and tell me where the crime is?



"This is beyond my imagination"

05/23/2011, 17:44
From Harald Freiberger, Catherine Hoffmann and Markus Zydra
The sex of the Hamburg-Mannheimer sauce brings the entire industry in distress. Insurers defend themselves against a general suspicion, but much evidence that sexual services in the economy are not unusual.
Leonhard Knoll is on the way for many years at company meetings. There peppered the consultant and professor of economics, the business leaders with his questions."As you get every now and then slipped information," says Knoll. And he brought the ball rolling, now afflicts as Sexaffäre the DAX company Munich Re.
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The Gellert Bath: The journey of its sales people to Budapest it was "incredibly embarrassing," admits Ergo CEO Torsten Oletzky. (© AP)
At the AGM of the world leader shareholder asked in April for " Fringe Benefits in the pink area, "perks of the other kind chief executive Nikolaus von Bomhard answered promptly:" could not be excluded our research are that there excesses has. been some After "
It is now known: The insurance Hamburg-Mannheimer is 2007, a wild sex bash in a Budapest spa organized in order to keep staff happy deserved special. The Hamburg-Mannheimer has now been merged into the Ergo Insurance, the subsidiary of Munich Re is again.
"Incredibly painful 'is it the journey of his sales people, admits Ergo CEO Torsten Oletzky the mirror.But the evening event cost € 83000k There were four poster beds and some 20 prostitutes with colored bracelets - a clear violation of the guidelines of the company.
The case also brings Munich-Re-chief Bomhard in embarrassment, much to the conservative risk policy of his company 's climate policy initiatives and stands. A spokesman called the events in Budapest "unacceptable" and says: "This conduct is contrary to basic principles of conduct, compliance with our employees throughout the Group, we naturally expect.

Reality exceeds imagination

A blueprint of the infamous event may be found in Mark Wills Thriller Bad bankers .This Investment Bank is celebrating a made ​​by him in London 2006, at the height of greed before the financial crisis, a lavish Christmas party.
The chief has organized for its top people 20 precious prostitutes. "In order to distinguish them from the present wives and bankers, I have thought of me that they wear a blue ribbon around the wrist," says author Will.
When he from the proceedings in case of the Hamburg-Mannheimer in Budapestread, he was stunned: "I never thought that the reality surpasses my imagination 

ribbon in three different colors

05/23/2011, 17:44
In Hamburg-Mannheimer , there was apparently ribbon in three different colors: one for hostesses, the sexual services offered none, one for prostitutes, the infantry of the insurance was available only, and one for the women for the top-seller were reserved.
The large financial sales MLP and AWD exclude that in their companies have given pleasure trips like. "Such a thing does not come with us," it says even with the insurance companies AXA and Generali. Sex parties that an industry-standard incentive for representatives could be an incentive, Dumsch Mark also holds for the mark.
The spokesman of the association of associations representing the Alliance said: "This is something I have not experienced - and I've been on many journeys of this alliance, there is always going to be very familiar."
Critical sees Verdi union Jörg Reinbrecht the matter: "The image is great damage to the industry."Therefore, should the directors have to worry if the sales ofinsurance false self-employed the right way about it, or whether the employees do not improve with.
Luxury travel and pompous celebrations of good representatives are part of the incentive system of any insurance. Only with a trophy or a certificate can be least likely to encourage the maximum benefits. That it is so loud and partying then, other residents complain before, come.Ballet may be a Tropical program.
That does not even rewards for business partners in the form of sexual services in the economy were unusual, showing an internal statement of Deutsche Bank, which gave them until the year 2008 to its employees. "The German bank approves any adult entertainments and such expenditures will not be replaced," it said in a expense policy. The corporate credit card should not be used for such pleasures.

Managers have left company

Also occupational consequences of the drawn out affair. Since 2008 is a code of conduct that will ensure that does not happen again. Those responsible have left the company. Knoll shareholder is satisfied: "To me, the thing checked off."