Sack the Counsillor

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/264667/264667


I would sack this incompetent counsillor

Crazy day of football in UK

Spurs 1 v Man City 5
ManU 8 v Arsenal 2

Not a good day.
Spurs - Didn't really gel and for me it was Modric playing. Yes he ran all over the place but his distribution of the ball seemed poor at times. So I guess he didn't sell himself too well and that he shouldn't have played at all.
The thing is, when a player has made his mind up, he just wants to go and won't play for his honour.
I think Chelsea will bid Stg 38-40 million to see Spurs resolve or to prove Levy is a snip for cash, being a real Jewish lad! I hear that Spurs will be bidding for another 3 players over the next 3 days, so Spurs well need the cash.

Unfortunately Bayern Munich won 3-0 against Kaiserslauten at the weekend.
Arsenal - they are in denial. I commend Wenger for his wish to get lads from the academy, but it takes time. In the meantime he needs to spend.

Remember the 6 and 5 rule come sin next season, I believe, so maybe Arsenal with laugh then.
Spurs have already a number of young lads with 4 playing the debuts last Monday.

Munich Bier Fest is upon us!

The Oktober Bier Fest which is in September is only 3 weeks away, so I have booked my flights.
It's the Munich version of Ramadan really.
The locals turn their days upside down, where silly leather clothes and feathers in their hats and that's the men!
Women wear these traditional dresses that push their boobs out for all to see.
The Gays? well they are just perpelexed about what to wear!!
During the day it will be slow moving, not much work done and all wearing the same gear from the night before, if they haven't come straight into work from the night before!
Anyway it should be a laugh.

The do gooders do it again.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3772860/Pole-dubbed-Borat-wins-2k-for-racism.html

Who is responsible for accepting this case?
Who is responsible for ruling on this case?

When you find them, sack them and also kick the Polish person back to their own country where they have no rights at all!!!

Mans best friend!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3774062/Loyal-dog-guards-soldiers-coffin.html

Edinburgh Fringe best joke

''I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.''

Am I odd?

Ok so I am not handsome, I have social difficulties (apparently), I am very average, I sometimes show humour etc etc.

Here I am in Munich!

I have noticed more things in my interest of human nature.
1. Munich has a large number of people below 5 feet tall. Not dwarfs or midgets.
2. Munich has a large number of physically impaired people
3. Munich has a pharmacy every 50 yards
4. Munich has a large number of people with walking sticks
5. Munich has a large number of people with supported leg problems
6. Munich has a drink problem
7. Munich has a large number of people who don't look the full ticket
8. Munich has grown men who like leather shorts!
9. Munich has a hygiene problem
10. Munich view all outsiders as coming from Mars and are very wary
11. Munich people are rude and have social interaction problems
12. Munich women have huge thighs
13. Munich people seem to drink a lot of beer and also carry bottles around

This morning I was dozing on the train, quite peacefully.
Then I noticed a smell next to me.
I thought, some bloody unwashed untouchable man. I opened my eyes and found it was a woman!!
So my hypothesis is that All Munich woman must be:
1. Unhygienic
2. Alcoholics
3. Hairy armpits
4. Hairy genetils
5. Would crush my balls with their thighs
6. Would be too dominate
7. Would only use me as a sex slave

Hot and Humid Munich causes mistakes

It's so hot in the office (30+c) and humid I was going through my Inbox of emails, dropped off with my finger on delete when reviewing my emails and deleted them all !!!
What is that all about ?

Munich Inbreds!

Sunny outside about 28-30c and humid.

this must affect the locals!

A guy sitting on the floor in a public car park., Legs apart with a newspaper in between.
He is slapping his thighs!

What is that all about????

Studying the Munich culture

Being a lifelong student of peoples habits, I find Munich a horrible place to be.
In the mornings and during the day, women are consistently chewing gum. This means that I have to look at women acting like 'cows chewing the cud!' mind you most look like heffers!
Men don't seem to chew gum much.

On Fridays it all changes.
Men and women, boys and girls ( about 13) carry beer bottles in the streets and on public transport.

Very odd society!

The New Britannia

Mark Steyn August 13, 2011 7:00 A.M. The New Britannia Big Government corrodes the integrity of a people, catastrophically. The trick in this business is not to be right too early. A week ago I released my new book — the usual doom’n’gloom stuff — and, just as the sensible prudent moderate chaps were about to dismiss it as hysterical and alarmist, Standard & Poor’s went and downgraded the United States from its AAA rating for the first time in history. Obligingly enough they downgraded it to AA+, which happens to be the initials of my book: After America. Okay, there’s not a lot of “+” in that, but you can’t have everything. But the news cycle moves on, and a day or two later, the news shows were filled with scenes of London ablaze, as gangs of feral youths trashed and looted their own neighborhoods. Several readers wrote to taunt me for not having anything to say on the London riots. As it happens, Chapter Five of my book is called “The New Britannia: The Depraved City.” You have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me to Western civilization’s descent into barbarism. Anyone who’s read it will fully understand what’s happening on the streets of London. The downgrade and the riots are part of the same story: Big Government debauches not only a nation’s finances but its human capital, too.

As part of my promotional efforts, I chanced to find myself on a TV show the other day with an affable liberal who argued that what Obama needed to do was pass another trillion-dollar — or, better yet, multi-trillion — stimulus. I think not. The London rioters are the children of dependency, the progeny of Big Government: They have been marinated in “stimulus” their entire lives. There is literally nothing you can’t get Her Majesty’s Government to pay for. From page 205 of my book:
“A man of 21 with learning disabilities has been granted taxpayers’ money to fly to Amsterdam and have sex with a prostitute.”
Hey, why not? “He’s planning to do more than just have his end away,” explained his social worker. “Refusing to offer him this service would be a violation of his human rights.”
Why do they need a Dutch hooker? Just another hardworking foreigner doing the jobs Britons won’t do? Given the reputation of English womanhood, you’d have thought this would be the one gig that wouldn’t have to be outsourced overseas.
While the British Treasury is busy writing checks to Amsterdam prostitutes, one-fifth of children are raised in homes in which no adult works — in which the weekday ritual of rising, dressing, and leaving for gainful employment is entirely unknown. One tenth of the adult population has done not a day’s work since Tony Blair took office on May 1, 1997.
If you were born into such a household, you’ve been comprehensively “stimulated” into the dead-eyed zombies staggering about the streets this last week: pathetic inarticulate sub-humans unable even to grunt the minimal monosyllables to BBC interviewers desperate to appease their pathologies. C’mon, we’re not asking much: just a word or two about how it’s all the fault of government “cuts” like the leftie columnists argue. And yet even that is beyond these baying beasts. The great-grandparents of these brutes stood alone against a Fascist Europe in that dark year after the fall of France in 1940. Their grandparents were raised in one of the most peaceful and crime-free nations on the planet. Were those Englishmen of the mid-20th century to be magically transplanted to London today, they’d assume they were in some fantastical remote galaxy. If Charlton Heston was horrified to discover the Planet of the Apes was his own, Britons are beginning to realize that the remote desert island of Lord of the Flies is, in fact, located just off the coast of Europe in the north-east Atlantic. Within two generations of the Blitz and the Battle of Britain, a significant proportion of the once-free British people entrusted themselves to social rewiring by liberal compassionate Big Government and thereby rendered themselves paralytic and unemployable save for non-speaking parts in Rise of the Planet of the Apes. And even that would likely be too much like hard work.
Here’s another line from my book:
“In Britain, everything is policed except crime.”
Her Majesty’s cowed and craven politically correct constabulary stand around with their riot shields and Robocop gear as young rioters lob concrete through store windows to steal the electronic toys that provide their only non-narcotic or alcoholic amusement. I chanced to be in Piccadilly for the springtime riots when the police failed to stop the mob from smashing the windows of the Ritz and other upscale emporia, so it goes without saying that they wouldn’t lift a finger to protect less prestigious private property from thugs. Some of whom are as young as nine years old. And girls.

Yet a police force all but entirely useless when it comes to preventing crime or maintaining public order has time to police everything else. When Sam Brown observed en passant to a mounted policeman on Cornmarket Street in Oxford, “Do you know your horse is gay?”, he was surrounded within minutes by six officers and a fleet of patrol cars, handcuffed, tossed in the slammer overnight, and fined 80 pounds. Mr. Brown’s “homophobic comments,” explained a spokesmoron for Thames Valley Police, were “not only offensive to the policeman and his horse, but any members of the general public in the area.” The zealous crackdown on Sam Brown’s hippohomophobia has not been replicated in the present disturbances. Anyone who has so much as glanced at British policing policy over the last two decades would be hard pressed to argue which party on the streets of London, the thugs or the cops, is more irredeemably stupid.

This is the logical dead end of the Nanny State. When William Beveridge laid out his blueprint for the British welfare regime in 1942, his goal was the “abolition of want” to be accomplished by “co-operation between the State and the individual.” In attempting to insulate the citizenry from life’s vicissitudes, Sir William succeeded beyond his wildest dreams. As I write in my book: “Want has been all but abolished. Today, fewer and fewer Britons want to work, want to marry, want to raise children, want to lead a life of any purpose or dignity.” The United Kingdom has the highest drug use in Europe, the highest incidence of sexually transmitted disease, the highest number of single mothers, the highest abortion rate. Marriage is all but defunct, except for William and Kate, fellow toffs, upscale gays, and Muslims. From page 204:
“For Americans, the quickest way to understand modern Britain is to look at what LBJ’s Great Society did to the black family and imagine it applied to the general population”.  
I believe it is regarded as a sign of insanity to start quoting oneself, but at the risk of trying your patience I’ll try one more, because it’s the link between America’s downgraded debt and Britain’s downgraded citizenry:
“The evil of such a system is not the waste of money but the waste of people.”
Big Government means small citizens: It corrodes the integrity of a people, catastrophically. Within living memory, the city in flames on our TV screens every night governed a fifth of the earth’s surface and a quarter of its population. When you’re imperialists on that scale, there are bound to be a few mishaps along the way. But nothing the British Empire did to its subject peoples has been as total and catastrophic as what a post-great Britain did to its own.
There are lessons for all of us there.
— Mark Steyn, a National Review columnist, is author of After America: Get Ready for Armageddon. © 2011 Mark Steyn
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/274492/new-britannia-mark-steyn

Richard Littlejohn comment on riots

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023898/London-riots-Red-sky-night-Tottenhams-alight.html

Man city vs Man utd

Well it was the charity shield this weekend as the opening for the new season.
Man City 2-0 up we all thought the new expensive players were making a difference.
Then  second half and I am sure Alex must have thrown a few boots at people.
If you get a chance on You Tube, watch the Man Utd second goal, it was superb.
Close and quick passing Man City defense didn't know what hit them.

Cleverly for Man Utd looks a good youngster, shame about his hair style though!

Killer makes a claim for attack in Prison

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8678562/Milly-Dowlers-killer-Levi-Bellfield-sues-prison-service-for-30000-over-jail-attack.html

A killer claims against the prison service for not keeping him safe.
How about we pay for someone to kill him!!
In the long run it will save us as tax payers money and stop him going back on the streets in a few years time !!!

Money well spent I would say