We got immigration wrong - Ed Milliband

No shit!
everyone knew and now they are trying to mask an influx of about 500,000 they didn't know about.
No solutions in sight and they won't agree to to limits etc
Saying sorry and destroying the UK isn't going to bring any sympathy

So nothing new from these bunch of PC tossers!!

Coincidence - maybe!

Lately out toilets are being decimated.
This is from the point of view, that nearly every day someone leaves shit around the edges, which indicates that someone squats on it instead of sitting.
Someone throws paper into the urinal which blocks them and then there is piss all over the floor.
Toilets are not flushed.

Now of course this could be a man's quirk, but surely we don't do this at home.

Which then leads me to believe, that recently we have had some new nationalities arrive.

So is this a coincidence??

Dirty bastards!

Why smokers should get paid less

Something has been catching my eye of recent weeks.
I know it's silly.
But 2 guys in the office regularly go out for a smoke, so I started to track.

+Every 45 minutes they go for a smoke which means they are away from their desk about 13 minutes. So lets round it to 15 minutes
+8 times a day
+Means 2 hours a day away from their work and desk
+10 hours a week
+42 hours a month
+462 hours a year (minus 4 weeks for holidays)
+conservative cost Eur23,100 per person a year

Certainly a good case in my view!!!

Platini is above himself and he needs to be brought to earth!

Platini is a well know hater of everything English !
He will do anything to stop England get anything.

Look at his latest whiz idea
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/8341765/Football-Association-faces-100m-shortfall-as-Uefa-moves-to-reform-England-TV-rights.html

The guy needs a rocket up his kermit derrier.

I would like to know from anyone why he hates the English so much.
Must be 'cos we saved the shits in the war!!!! We will know next time.

Congrats my Brother who has tried so hard, now has work

I am so happy for my brother. He has had a hard time getting a job in the USA.
Anyway, now is a cause for celebration!!! He has a job.

Not many people know, but my brother was taught how to play the Didgeree Doo by a master.
He has been on walkabout in Oz to a Northern Terratory festival etc.

Even fewer people know, that my brother has recorded an album of his works.
I hear it's the next best seller to Rolf Harris's disc 'A ha a ha !'

Anyway, in order to celebrate this occassion I think he should have a Didgeree Doo blast in his garden.
The only problem is that the Californians will think it's a humming from the ground and prepare themselves for a quake!!!

Anyway I hope my brother (Didge Bob) gets the Didge out and has a blast while he is having a Bar-B by his Billabong (garden bird bath) having a few tinnies (cans of beer).

Cheers mate!!!!

Indian man with 39 wives, 94 children and 33 grandchildren

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/8340679/Indian-man-with-39-wives-94-children-and-33-grandchildren.html


This guy is either a man's hero or complete fucking idiot!!!!

Daughter travelling around Australia

My daughter has a one year working visa to travel around the Oz.
So far the travelling has been restricted by floods, Hurricanes, typhoons or whatever there is for disasters!
Anyway after going to Perth, Sydney, Melbourne, Cairns etc she decided to go back to Perth.
Last Friday she started work and by the afternoon wanted to resign!
And people laugh about me!!!!
Apparently, the Oz people don't talk at work and seem like a scene from the grateful dead!
So she is working with corpses at a medical administration company.
Yesterday was no better.
Today she had interviews with 2 agencies before she started work. She now has a job at the Government Chamber of commerce on Friday for more money.
Whether these people will be more alive I don't know, but a government office is a government office and I guess won't do her chances any harm if she wanted to stay in Oz.
I am hoping that she meets a charming partner as I am sure there are large amounts of eligible sheep!
What's in it for me ? Ergh a jumper!

Anyway, I guess this may be make or break. Then she could try Melbourne or Sydney as I am sure the people must be breathing there!!!

Manchester City wooses!

Today Manchester City played Notts county who are 2 divisions below them in the F.A. Cup match and they won 5-0, which wasn't a reflection of most of the game.

What made me laugh was the subs bench of Man City.
Players worth about Stg 90 mio sitting there with blankets around them, Gloves, Hats, Snoots (a collar scarf), Tracksuits and would you believe it matching Hot Water Bottles!!!!

Notts county sat there with just their tracksuits on.

What a bunch a pussies they are!!!
They all need to grow up instead of acting like molly coddled babies.

Balotelli who nearly broke a guys leg and started hacking players down, because he wasn't playing well, was taken off and then he walked straight down to the Dressing room throwing his snoot on the ground.
Wow that really impressed the youngsters!
The club should fine him 2 weeks wages adn give it to a charity. Thats about STG 300k which can do alot of good instead of being in this italian wankers pocket!!

The public have no Idea and fed false information

The newspapers are blaming oil threat to Bahrain from the unrest there, as another excuse to oil prices rises.
This is absolute bollocks!!!!!!!
Bahrain stopped producing oil I think in the early 90's.

This was replaced by refining oil which they are good at.

However, oil can be refined elsewhere so don't listen to these bloody idiots who don't know the region as well as I do!!

Sex offenders ruling

David Cameron has said he is ''appalled'' by a Supreme Court ruling that will give paedophiles and rapists the right to appeal against having their names on the sex offenders register for life.

What a fucking joke!

What sense do these judges have - obviously none!!

David Beckhams court case against magazine

So the septics legal system rejects David Beckhams claim against a magazine falsely claiming that a hooker went with David is rejected.
So does that mean he did or not?
I am sure there will be a few more in the pipeline.
I think the legal system around the world is generally is an arse.
We know that he is fair game for all kinds of claims.
I don't know if he did or not, but he seems to be persecuted by the legal system!

This will enhance his options to leave the stupid USA

Spurs vs West Ham

How on earth will West Ham make a deal of the Olympic stadium?
1. Other stadiums when leaving a legacy have failed.
2. West Ham can only get 40,000 max each week when they are doing well and they never do.
3. The atmosphere will disappear
4. West Ham will go bust when they get relegated

From Spurs
1. 60,000 every 2 weeks
2. They will spend STG 200 mio on refurbishing the National Athletics stadium

The boys did it!

My son's school have won the county finals and now will represent Essex in the regional finals.
This means that they will play teams who will represent London, Kent and other counties.
This takes place on 26/3 in Greenwich.

The Arsenal Youth Academy has nothing on Chelsea training ground!!!

Judges are a joke

A guy where i live has a car accident. He has to have his leg amputated.
He wins STG 500,000 compensation.

5 years later he marries and has 2 kids.

A little later his wife divorces him and then claims for his compensation.

The judge allows her STG 285,000. For what??
Did she have her leg amputated and be a disabled person.
No!
But she knows how to take men for an arm and a leg.
I hope he takes care of his arms!!!

It's fucking outrage!!!

Both boys are through to their cup rounds

Aron's team won their quarter final so are now waiting to play their Semi final.
It's now becoming noticed as they are a 3rd Division team who are in the semis and knocked out the 1st Division leaders.

Josh's team took a 4-1 win from their 1st Leg of the semi final into the 2nd Leg.
They lost today 2-0 so are winners and now in the Final.
Next week they are playing in another semi final.
Wednesday he is in the School National Final.
I got it wrong about the location. They are playing at the Arsenal Academy in Walthamstow NE London.

persistance pays off hopefully!

Eventually I have managed to get my son an apprenticeship hopefully.
He has to go for an interview and I guess some checks.
The company is willing to pay him and pay for his training.

Let's keep our fingers crossed!

Mexican frenzy

I haven't seen a reason from the Ambassador as to why they are wrong!!!








Top Gear has been criticised by the Mexican Ambassador to the UK for a series of "outrageous, vulgar and inexcusable insults".

His Excellency Eduardo Medina-Mora Icaza wrote to the corporation to complain about the comments made in an episode broadcast on January 30 and demanded the show's hosts, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, make a public apology.

In the episode, which can be watched on iPlayer, Richard joked that Mexican cars reflected national characteristics, saying they were "just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf with a moustache, leaning against a fence asleep, looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat".

James described Mexican food as "like sick with cheese on it" and Jeremy predicted they would not get any complaints about the show because "at the Mexican embassy, the ambassador is going to be sitting there with a remote control like this [snores]. They won't complain, it's fine."

In his letter to the BBC, the Ambassador wrote: "The presenters of the programme resorted to outrageous, vulgar and inexcusable insults to stir bigoted feelings against the Mexican people, their culture as well as their official representative in the United Kingdom.

"These offensive, xenophobic and humiliating remarks only serve to reinforce negative stereotypes and perpetuate prejudice against Mexico and its people."

It is not the first time the show, with its blend of motoring news, schoolboy humour and audacious stunts, has got into trouble.

In 2008 the show was rapped by the BBC Trust for showing Jeremy and James sipping gin and tonics at the wheel during a stunt.

Where is the loyalty and professionalism

Yesterday my colleagues and I eventually received the codes of our projects to mark out time against in the company's electronic timesheet.
We noticed that we cannot submit partial weeks as this month is i.e. end of the month Monday, but we cannot submit our timesheets until the end of the week.
What does this mean?
1. We were not informed of this
2. My salary will be delayed by at least a week
3. My agent didn't know
4. My contract is now void as the Term sheet has to be changed
5. My mortgage won't be paid on time and nor any other Direct Debit

This is a bank that thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread, but is out of touch with reality.
Then it will wonder why contractors may leave, because they are arrogant and think they can do what they want.

I have said it many times before in conversations. Dutch are similar to Arabs in many ways and this is the act of a typical Middle East company, they think that all 'khowowjers' (foreigners) are slaves and they can do whatever they want, whether there is a contract or not.