DIY retirement

When I was young I could do a bit of DIY.
Now I am old enough to know that it's cheaper and less hassle to pay someone else to do it.

What gives me this theory?
The wife!!
Always complains about what I do. Doesn't like anything I choose for colour or style.
All I know is that I am very good at choosing things and I am the man of skill!

Anyway, the plot is to continue to do it poorly and I won't have to do it again!!

Put a clothes drier base in the ground this morning. Fast drying cement- lovely!
It set and then I found I could adjust it to make it straighter!!

No doubt another complaint- job done!

Anarchy in the UK

The Police have had their budget cut so many times we barely have a police force.
The armed forces have been cut that they can't even defend the Falklands anymore.
We contribute the bare minimum to NATO.
We have Paedophilia increasing.
We have Islamic groups in North of the UK with girls on prostitution.

We are seeing stabbings, shootings and yesterday a Father shot multiple times, when he was holding his 3 year old son in a supermarket car park.
Gangs are getting stronger, foreign mafias are beginning to run areas.
Muslim communities are doing enough to stop recruitment to ISIL or any other terrorist group.

Is it me or is the government stupid, no matter what party?
Is the budgets 1 to 1 with all of the above?

It's the politicians who are destroying the UK for their own gain.
Fucking idiots!!

TRUMP!

His party didn't want him.
They tried to throttle his quest to be President, but he had immense money, something that no one else has had.
He is threatening the country security by sharing with the Russians
He is threatening the FBI,CIA,NSA and other secret groups.

He knows his days are numbered. He is having fun before they impeach him or kill him, either way he is stirring it.

His wife Malenia wants to divorce him to get millions and go back to Slovenia.

Rumours are that to keep his quiff the medication for his hair is damaging his brain!

However, one thing to remember , he is giving a chance for peace talks all over the place, where the previous Presidents haven't entertained

terrorists are the antichrist that Nostradamus mentions

ISIS just want to wipe out the human race!
that is their aim and to what end?
Mainly from communities of jobless lazy bastards.
Give them jobs and money and they wont do it.
It was easy in the mid east 'cos the Americans and Brits didn't provide jobs, money, water or a government.
I wrote this years ago when we went into Iraq.

How can we stop this?
The western world needs to pump money into Iraq, Syria, Libya. Give esteem again to the people.
Immigrants will go back to start a new country.

Its a simple answer, but the western countries won't do it.
Rebellion, terrorism feeds on poverty!