Monday, August 9, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Funny story from the USA!
Shot in the Head
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked
over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding
her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When
she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant.
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked
over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding
her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When
she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant.
EU Rules
This is a good site.
Best one is the marmaids!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6481969.stm
Happy reading. This is a lead up to my new website I hope to create
Best one is the marmaids!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6481969.stm
Happy reading. This is a lead up to my new website I hope to create
What I would like to do
My aim is to become a political Party Chairman.
Work more with High Level Autism Spectrum people
Work with more children in Football.
I would love my family to be involved as well.
Work more with High Level Autism Spectrum people
Work with more children in Football.
I would love my family to be involved as well.
Friday, August 6, 2010
Weekend activities in Dubai
Lovely day today with my Mate in Dubai. Had a nice Brunch, then walked around Dubai Mall.
Then we met with another mate at the Ritz-Carlton for afternoon tea.
2 Home made scones with jam and clotted cream and a pot of Earl Grey tea served in bone china!
They didn't appreciate my request for a mug though!!
Then we met with another mate at the Ritz-Carlton for afternoon tea.
2 Home made scones with jam and clotted cream and a pot of Earl Grey tea served in bone china!
They didn't appreciate my request for a mug though!!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
European Girls vs Asian Girls
Here are 2 early replies:
From a married person:
How many Asian girls does it take to change a light bulb?
0 because the man will gladly get on the ladder to change it while the Asian will gladly suck his cock for doing it.
From a Single person:
“I was looking for a wife, but became addicted to the search”.
From a married person:
How many Asian girls does it take to change a light bulb?
0 because the man will gladly get on the ladder to change it while the Asian will gladly suck his cock for doing it.
From a Single person:
“I was looking for a wife, but became addicted to the search”.
European Girls vs Asian Girls
How many European girls does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they say that is a man's job!
How many Asian girls does it take to change a light bulb?
1 cos she just gets on and does it to free her time for her man!!
I don't know, they say that is a man's job!
How many Asian girls does it take to change a light bulb?
1 cos she just gets on and does it to free her time for her man!!
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