Sunday, August 15, 2010

My wife doesn't understand me!

I wish she did!
I am not an easy person to know, but my needs are simple.
It seems I have trouble portraying them and my other half has trouble translating them!!


Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus!!!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Happy Ramadan!

In the month of Ramadan it seems there are no rules.
Court cases are taking longer because 70% of judges are out on holiday!

Electricity bills have gone up 100-120% but the state energy company hasn't old anyone!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Ramadan Begins

The start of the month of Ramadam.
Locals work maximum 6 hours a day, while expats work normal hours.

At least we get a room to eat and drink!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Funny story from the USA!

Shot in the Head




Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws

and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some

groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the

driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with

both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked

over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she

looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied

that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding

her brains in for over an hour.



The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the

doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her

head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of

bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had

exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a

gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When

she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and

thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly

recovered.



Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could be

irrelevant.

EU Rules

This is a good site.
Best one is the marmaids!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6481969.stm

Happy reading. This is a lead up to my new website I hope to create

What I would like to do

My aim is to become a political Party Chairman.
Work more with High Level Autism Spectrum people
Work with more children in Football.

I would love my family to be involved as well.