Easy Day

Lazy day today.
Went to Dubai yesterday and met a couple of people and spent most of the day with my colleague.

Today got up late at 8.30am and been packing and ironing, listening to the radio and reading ' Tiger Hills'.

Chopped a number of people from my Facebook.

My wife doesn't understand computers

If you are a watcher of Little Britain you will understand that my wife is like the dopey girl at the computer " the computer says No"
Having explained something fairly simple, she told me she doesn't understand.
The solution : get my 9 year old son on the phone and I run him through it!!!Daaaarrrggghhh

Role reversal Saudi comedy provokes anger among male population

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/7950200/Role-reversal-Saudi-comedy-provokes-anger-among-male-population.html

This simple comedy and the outrage explains everything that is bad in the Muslim faith.
It explains that it is a VERY male chauvinistic religion!!

Michael Douglas has throat Cancer

Over many years all the celebrities I have known to have throat cancer didn't survive!
So why he is optimistic I don't know!!

E.g. Jack Hawkins

Good payout for Catherine Zeta Jones though !!

My wife doesn't understand me!

I wish she did!
I am not an easy person to know, but my needs are simple.
It seems I have trouble portraying them and my other half has trouble translating them!!


Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus!!!

Happy Ramadan!

In the month of Ramadan it seems there are no rules.
Court cases are taking longer because 70% of judges are out on holiday!

Electricity bills have gone up 100-120% but the state energy company hasn't old anyone!

Ramadan Begins

The start of the month of Ramadam.
Locals work maximum 6 hours a day, while expats work normal hours.

At least we get a room to eat and drink!