It seems I don't owe the Dutch taxman money according to my company set up.
Still checking one last bit of info before I celebrate!!!
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Nightmare morning
Up at 3.30am and at Stansted at 4.30am, where I was greeted by queues of people for check in. Luckily I had to just drop a bag off. Then I went to Security and the queues were almost at the exit of the terminal!
I get to Schiphol -Amsterdam and the queues for passport control went way back as well and then the taxi rank which had about 200 people lining up.
Traffic was a bit slow. So all in all arrived in the office later than expected.
I get to Schiphol -Amsterdam and the queues for passport control went way back as well and then the taxi rank which had about 200 people lining up.
Traffic was a bit slow. So all in all arrived in the office later than expected.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Taxing
Well having seen a tax expert in Holland yesterday it seems that my UK accountant MAY have got it wrong. If he has I owe about Euros 100k in tax in Holland.
We will see after I have provided all the paperwork and all parties have spoken.
I need a contingent strategy, anyone have one???
We will see after I have provided all the paperwork and all parties have spoken.
I need a contingent strategy, anyone have one???
Jokes
A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief.
"Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed!"
A black man has been shot at close range with a starting pistol. Police are saying its definately race related!
A friend has just started his own business, manufacturing Land mines that look like Prayer mats. Apparently prophets are going through the roof
Alex Ferguson held an 80's party for his players. Giggs arrived in a cavalier, Scholes arrived in a sierra and Rooney come in his escort
"Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed!"
A black man has been shot at close range with a starting pistol. Police are saying its definately race related!
A friend has just started his own business, manufacturing Land mines that look like Prayer mats. Apparently prophets are going through the roof
Alex Ferguson held an 80's party for his players. Giggs arrived in a cavalier, Scholes arrived in a sierra and Rooney come in his escort
My wife offers to take me for a thai!
Obviously she meant a dinner, but I did think about it twice !!!
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Coleen to leave Rooney
So Coleen has told him she doesn't need him anymore and her family have banned him from their house.
Well we will see if all of this is long term.
However, I know she is a beautiful girl and now she is mega rich and will get more from Rooney, I don't think Rooney will be short of a good looking girl.
Isn't it about time the football clubs help with coaching these stars about infidelity?
Even if it tells them that
1. they will always be caught
2. Too many girls looking to sell their story
3. it will cost them at least half of their earnings!
They must all be bloody thick. No wonder Spurs are looking to start a school. Except it will be full of Dunces!
Maybe Renaldo isn't so stupid. He can pay for girls, he can pay one million to keep a pregnant mother quiet,
But at least he can get rid of the problem quickly and still keep his money in tact etc and it will blow over quickly.
Then there is the story of Abby Clancy finding out about Crouch going with a another girl.
Her solution is to make him marry her asap to 'help' her forgive.
The way I think of it, is that she will leave him after about a year and say that she can't forgive and forget, name the other woman etc etc
Then she gets about STG3 mio happy days!!
Crouch is likely to fall for this as well 'cos he is thick.
I would say, give her the Spanish elbow why you can mate!!
Here is a question:
Who is being exploited these days?
Answer: Men and the women have it to a fine art!! They are like Rottweilers with lipstick.
They have short dresses on, make up, push their tits up and then go for the jugular in a nightclub or somewhere. After the deed is done, it's off to the newspapers!!
I am cynical, but how many times is it happening?
Well we will see if all of this is long term.
However, I know she is a beautiful girl and now she is mega rich and will get more from Rooney, I don't think Rooney will be short of a good looking girl.
Isn't it about time the football clubs help with coaching these stars about infidelity?
Even if it tells them that
1. they will always be caught
2. Too many girls looking to sell their story
3. it will cost them at least half of their earnings!
They must all be bloody thick. No wonder Spurs are looking to start a school. Except it will be full of Dunces!
Maybe Renaldo isn't so stupid. He can pay for girls, he can pay one million to keep a pregnant mother quiet,
But at least he can get rid of the problem quickly and still keep his money in tact etc and it will blow over quickly.
Then there is the story of Abby Clancy finding out about Crouch going with a another girl.
Her solution is to make him marry her asap to 'help' her forgive.
The way I think of it, is that she will leave him after about a year and say that she can't forgive and forget, name the other woman etc etc
Then she gets about STG3 mio happy days!!
Crouch is likely to fall for this as well 'cos he is thick.
I would say, give her the Spanish elbow why you can mate!!
Here is a question:
Who is being exploited these days?
Answer: Men and the women have it to a fine art!! They are like Rottweilers with lipstick.
They have short dresses on, make up, push their tits up and then go for the jugular in a nightclub or somewhere. After the deed is done, it's off to the newspapers!!
I am cynical, but how many times is it happening?
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