Footballers are fair game for the wannabe's

Bramble and Beckham on the same day to have sex scandals.
There have been others recently as well, so I repeat what I said before, why don't the clubs make the footballers aware of the parasites out there!
However, if proven true against Beckham this will end his marriage for sure. At least he is still active somewhere then!!!

Gutted by Spurs and as expected from the crooks of Lahore!!

How on earth did Spurs lose 4-1 to the Arsenal youth team???

Harry should stop playing about wiht the team and field his strongest all the time. I guessed we would lose as the bookies slashed the odds of an Spurs win on the premise that Wenger plays his youngsters for the Carling cup. Then I thought well always go for the underdog!!

Pakistan true to form in the press today now coming out with even more rediculous claims that a fracas between a England and Pakistan players caused them nearly to call the police. The Pakistan are very clever at brinkmanship and trying to upset the opposition.
If they think this will smoke screen the fact that they are outright crooks, they can think again!!

Just ban the bastards!

I was right !! number 2

I have 2 takers already!

• We should arrange caddies for those bunker shots!
• Celebrations for a hole in one
• Massages afterwards
• Someone to tuck us into bed!!

When is the best time to go ??? i.e. non-monsoon.

Pakistan Cricket is a sham

Now the Pakistani team are accusing the England team of bribery!
Of course this is just typical of a corrupt association by making sweeping accusations against other teams.
I want to know why this corrupt team are still playing. IF the England team had been found to do this then they would be suspended.
Already middle men are putting on bets about very specifics in this weeks match.
I suspect these specifics will be changed now to try and avoid being caught.
Pakistan is a VERY corrupt society so it happens in their daily lives and it most probably happens in Hockey and any other sport they do internationally. I know Pakistani politics and daily lives very well having been there and knowing very wealthy families and people in power.
It's my view the bastards should be chucked out for 10 years.

I was right !!!

My weekend went as expected and even worse.

Apparently, for not saying anything to my missus about her poor sister who has Cancer, I was guilty of not supporting her.

Eventhough, I was more tender and caring (for me anyway) than normal.

I just can't win.

The Asian girls are looking more enticing by the day.

I think a weeks worth of golf in Thailand is becoming appropriate!!

Anyone else want to join me for golf??

Afternoon playtime is cancelled for being too noisy!!

3 Neighbours have complained that the afternoon playtime is too noisy at a school!

1. Isn't that the whole point of Playtime to vent their energy into running around and screaming
2. Why move next to a school if you don't like noise or children
3. Where is the sense of the school Head teacher
4. Where is the sense from the council

Barlby Community Primary School, Selby, North Yorks and the governors are waiting for an Acoustic survey.

Tell the 3 whinging neighbours to move!"!

XFactor is a con

XFactor showed that Louis Walsh was a moody pratt and listed a number of acts boring. Simon Cowell asked why he was grumpy and trying to ruin peoples lives.
2 camp gay poofs come on and Louis cheers up and laughs and takes an interest. The 2 campers choose a wrong song, so they give them a second chance. Their entourage looked like a gay parade from another planet.
Anyway, their second song allows them to go through. Thye are followed by a pub, nightclub singer, who chose the wrong song. Did they give him a second chance, no bloody way!!

It's a con and I hope it's the last season.

Also, 2 fat ladies (Bingo) were terrible and one of them was so incensed by it she punched the other as they walked off stage. Hilarious !!!