Congrats my Brother who has tried so hard, now has work

I am so happy for my brother. He has had a hard time getting a job in the USA.
Anyway, now is a cause for celebration!!! He has a job.

Not many people know, but my brother was taught how to play the Didgeree Doo by a master.
He has been on walkabout in Oz to a Northern Terratory festival etc.

Even fewer people know, that my brother has recorded an album of his works.
I hear it's the next best seller to Rolf Harris's disc 'A ha a ha !'

Anyway, in order to celebrate this occassion I think he should have a Didgeree Doo blast in his garden.
The only problem is that the Californians will think it's a humming from the ground and prepare themselves for a quake!!!

Anyway I hope my brother (Didge Bob) gets the Didge out and has a blast while he is having a Bar-B by his Billabong (garden bird bath) having a few tinnies (cans of beer).

Cheers mate!!!!

Indian man with 39 wives, 94 children and 33 grandchildren

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/8340679/Indian-man-with-39-wives-94-children-and-33-grandchildren.html


This guy is either a man's hero or complete fucking idiot!!!!

Daughter travelling around Australia

My daughter has a one year working visa to travel around the Oz.
So far the travelling has been restricted by floods, Hurricanes, typhoons or whatever there is for disasters!
Anyway after going to Perth, Sydney, Melbourne, Cairns etc she decided to go back to Perth.
Last Friday she started work and by the afternoon wanted to resign!
And people laugh about me!!!!
Apparently, the Oz people don't talk at work and seem like a scene from the grateful dead!
So she is working with corpses at a medical administration company.
Yesterday was no better.
Today she had interviews with 2 agencies before she started work. She now has a job at the Government Chamber of commerce on Friday for more money.
Whether these people will be more alive I don't know, but a government office is a government office and I guess won't do her chances any harm if she wanted to stay in Oz.
I am hoping that she meets a charming partner as I am sure there are large amounts of eligible sheep!
What's in it for me ? Ergh a jumper!

Anyway, I guess this may be make or break. Then she could try Melbourne or Sydney as I am sure the people must be breathing there!!!

Manchester City wooses!

Today Manchester City played Notts county who are 2 divisions below them in the F.A. Cup match and they won 5-0, which wasn't a reflection of most of the game.

What made me laugh was the subs bench of Man City.
Players worth about Stg 90 mio sitting there with blankets around them, Gloves, Hats, Snoots (a collar scarf), Tracksuits and would you believe it matching Hot Water Bottles!!!!

Notts county sat there with just their tracksuits on.

What a bunch a pussies they are!!!
They all need to grow up instead of acting like molly coddled babies.

Balotelli who nearly broke a guys leg and started hacking players down, because he wasn't playing well, was taken off and then he walked straight down to the Dressing room throwing his snoot on the ground.
Wow that really impressed the youngsters!
The club should fine him 2 weeks wages adn give it to a charity. Thats about STG 300k which can do alot of good instead of being in this italian wankers pocket!!

The public have no Idea and fed false information

The newspapers are blaming oil threat to Bahrain from the unrest there, as another excuse to oil prices rises.
This is absolute bollocks!!!!!!!
Bahrain stopped producing oil I think in the early 90's.

This was replaced by refining oil which they are good at.

However, oil can be refined elsewhere so don't listen to these bloody idiots who don't know the region as well as I do!!

Sex offenders ruling

David Cameron has said he is ''appalled'' by a Supreme Court ruling that will give paedophiles and rapists the right to appeal against having their names on the sex offenders register for life.

What a fucking joke!

What sense do these judges have - obviously none!!

David Beckhams court case against magazine

So the septics legal system rejects David Beckhams claim against a magazine falsely claiming that a hooker went with David is rejected.
So does that mean he did or not?
I am sure there will be a few more in the pipeline.
I think the legal system around the world is generally is an arse.
We know that he is fair game for all kinds of claims.
I don't know if he did or not, but he seems to be persecuted by the legal system!

This will enhance his options to leave the stupid USA