Silver Slickers

Every day because we are boring gits, we go for a walk to the local shopping centre.

It doesn't seem to matter what time we go, there always appears to be a load of old gits going around in the electric motors doing wheelies in the centre which is an enclosed shopping area.

These old gits are the Silver Slickers.

There must be loads of homes nearby to the office, cos it seems everyday one group are released to go wild!

The reason I am moaning is because the old gits always want to stand and talk to the cashiers and it takes me an age to get anywhere.

If I end up like these in 10-15 years, can someone please shoot me!!!

America screw up again in Pakistan

Once again the yanks have fucked up in a covert operation.
I have mentioned several times how they landed on the wrong beaches in the Second World War or their intelligence got it wrong again like Grenada, Vietnam etc, etc.

Now in Pakistan they screw up what appears to be another covert operation and then try and cover it up by using the Geneva convention for diplomats.
Now this guy goes to Pakistan and gets caught in an operation of some kind, under interrogation he admits he is there for the CIA. Then Obama says that he should have Diplomatic Immunity.
So is it that he was on a secret mission to Pakistan (which isn't allowed) or was it that he was a government agent in the Embassy in Pakistan.
Either way it's a fuck up.

Of course it's not one way.
In Pakistan they have Mad Mullahs going around training people to kill Americans and all infidels.
They harbour Al Qaeda in the hills
Taliban was established in Pakistan


What does Pakistan get?
Funding from the USA for getting rid of Al Qaeda, which they won't because the funding stops.
The USA threaten to cut the aid because their boys are getting caught.
The UN does nothing eventhough they won't recognize the Geneva Convention which they cry for their diplomats

So it's all very confusing.

Just one single fact. The yanks have fucked up again!!!!

£5m Olympic-size pool built two inches short

A new £5 million 'Olympic-size' swimming pool in Portsmouth has been built two inches too short for international competition.

The eight-lane pool at Mountbatten Leisure Centre is 50 metres in length but international standard pools need to have an extra two inches so that touch-sensitive time boards can be installed.

The Liberal Democrat council in charge of the project have denied that they have blundered in the construction of the pool but opponents say the decision could cost the city millions as it had been earmarked as a training venue for London 2012 athletes. 

"The way it was sold to us was we would be hosting an Olympic team of swimmers for training for the 2012 games," said Tory councillor Donna Jones.

"But now we're being told the pool is two inches too short and as a result the city will lose millions of pounds of revenue along with cash grants.

"The amateurs will be happy with the pool but not top-level athletes."

Another Tory councillor Jim Fleming added: "It's a mistake. It's not long enough to meet Olympic standards.

"It was a council mix-up, a failure to deliver, and the cabinet should admit it and apologise to the city."

However, Lib Dem councillor Lee Hunt said that athletes can still use a stop-watch when training and that councillors were perfectly aware of what they were voting for.

"It was never to be used for the Olympics. It can be used for training and competitions," he said.

"It was developed with national sporting bodies and we were aware of this when voting."

Observations:

Must have been the council cutbacks!
Must have employed a load of builders who don't speak or read English!!
The council are not likely to admit their error if they don't get the Olympic training
The disappointment is amazing when you are 2 inches too short!!!!

We got immigration wrong - Ed Milliband

No shit!
everyone knew and now they are trying to mask an influx of about 500,000 they didn't know about.
No solutions in sight and they won't agree to to limits etc
Saying sorry and destroying the UK isn't going to bring any sympathy

So nothing new from these bunch of PC tossers!!

Coincidence - maybe!

Lately out toilets are being decimated.
This is from the point of view, that nearly every day someone leaves shit around the edges, which indicates that someone squats on it instead of sitting.
Someone throws paper into the urinal which blocks them and then there is piss all over the floor.
Toilets are not flushed.

Now of course this could be a man's quirk, but surely we don't do this at home.

Which then leads me to believe, that recently we have had some new nationalities arrive.

So is this a coincidence??

Dirty bastards!

Why smokers should get paid less

Something has been catching my eye of recent weeks.
I know it's silly.
But 2 guys in the office regularly go out for a smoke, so I started to track.

+Every 45 minutes they go for a smoke which means they are away from their desk about 13 minutes. So lets round it to 15 minutes
+8 times a day
+Means 2 hours a day away from their work and desk
+10 hours a week
+42 hours a month
+462 hours a year (minus 4 weeks for holidays)
+conservative cost Eur23,100 per person a year

Certainly a good case in my view!!!

Platini is above himself and he needs to be brought to earth!

Platini is a well know hater of everything English !
He will do anything to stop England get anything.

Look at his latest whiz idea
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/8341765/Football-Association-faces-100m-shortfall-as-Uefa-moves-to-reform-England-TV-rights.html

The guy needs a rocket up his kermit derrier.

I would like to know from anyone why he hates the English so much.
Must be 'cos we saved the shits in the war!!!! We will know next time.