Retards, Inbreds, Simple, doesn't matter what you call the Münchens! No.2

So anyway, following on from yesterday!
Last night i left late at 19.00 hrs after a proposed meeting which none of the Italian team turned up, so the meeting was cancelled!
The stations seemed a bit busy and walking along the crowd I saw as usual the Münchens getting annoyed at the crowd. They are no where near as bad as the UK or New York.
Anyhow, I am walking along minding my own business when this tall skinny guy bounces into me and carries on, no apology.
Then there was a girl in front of me and he did the same to her and then he gave her an almighty stare, as if she was an alien.
I caught up with her and asked if she spoke English and she did perfectly.
I told her not to keep bumping into people and she glared at em. Then I expressed it as a joke and she laughed. She said she didn't say anything, as he had crazy eyes!
I thought well no change on that description then! Anyway she carried on talking to me till we got to the top of the escalator.

Another day in the afterworld!!

Retards, Inbreds, Simple, doesn't matter what you call the Münchens!

Remember the guy who wears ear muffs at his desk, rides a foot scooter, wears white scholl sandals.
He has the ultimate accessory for the office.
A baby bottle warmer !!!
Yes I know we shouldn't laugh but you just can't make this guy up!
He heats his milk up for his cereal in the morning

Classic!!

Germany tried to cheat in 1966 World Cup.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3853411/Now-this-crosses-the-line.html

Golfer sues another for loss of an eye

There is certain etiquette on a golf course and one of these is to shout 'Fore' when your ball goes astray or is heading towards other people, with the idea that when you hear that shout, you automatically duck and cover your head.
The guy in this article is trying to pull a fast one. We all know the risks when on a golf course

If this guy wins it means a mega income for insurance companies.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/golf/8807603/Court-battle-over-golf-shot-that-took-out-players-eye.html

France to collapse?

well the Dexia bank going down isn't too good.
Belgium is always near to bankruptcy anyway, but always at the last minute it'S bailed out because it house the EU parliament and all of the other parasites!

I was reading the Sunday times and there is a Dallas company who have made huge profits on betting on Sovereign collapses.
It's next bet is France!

Amanda Knox II

In order to get away with the crime Amanda Knox implicated her African bar employer in the crime.
However, after checking his alibi witnesses came forward and said that he was working at his bar at the time Amanda Know tried to implicate him.
I think she is guilty.
Over the next few months there is likely to be comments about how nasty she can be, from school colleagues etc in Seattle.
She knows that you can't be tried again for the same crime!!

Ok the Italians screwed up on both sides, but for some reason she doesn't cut the cloth with me!

Aspirin users are at greater risk of Blindness

Paulus de Jong from the Netherlands Institute for Neuroscience and Academic Medical Centre 

said the results still suggested aspirin users – regardless of their heart health – are at a greater risk of the of suffering late stage AMD.

However he added that for those who were suffering from heart disease, the benefits of taking aspirin outweighed the risks posed to their vision.

“A healthy eye with full visual capacities is of no use in a dead body,” he said.

Not a truer word spoken !!!!