Poof! what happened ???

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8878301/Rugby-player-who-had-stroke-woke-up-gay-and-became-hairdresser.html

No Prisoners!

Well it seems that the Germans haven't changed since WW2.
The underground called U-Bahn is efficient there is no denying.
However, at what expense.
Think of ' Little Britain' and a new sketch.
Guy in a wheel chair trying to get onto the train. He can't quite get up the little rise from the platform to the train.
Then the train driver says ' all aboard!' in German.
Then tries to close the doors.
The guy in the wheel chair is still stuck and the doors closing on him.
You can imagine the train pulling out and down the tunnel with the guy still hanging halfway out flapping his arms!!
This happened yesterday on my train but luckily a guy opened the doors and pushed the guy in, nearly missing the train himself !!

Help!!!!!

Back in the land of inbreds!
Can't help it, but I hate it here in Munich.
It has convinced me that if I go to a hotel where they stay and put towels out, I will be running out and taking the towels off.
In the morning people rush to get on trains and push people out of the way! even the invalids, which there seems to be a large amount of here.
People walk around eating all the time as well.

Munich the capital of God knows what!

So on behalf of the office I ordered 2 sets of different ink toner cartridges from the appropriate purchasing people.
After some weeks of no toner I enquire when we will get delivery as we have been without the 2 printers for about 4 weeks now.

This is the reply:

Hello Alan Jones,

only my chief can approve the order in the system.

He’s on holiday and next monday in the office.

So I think that the delivery date is end of next week.

But in the meantime we send you 2 cartons paper from our paper.

Best regards,

You can't make this stuff up can you!

Munich is full of Aspergers!

Mercy for Gadaffi-I don'think so

On capture Gadaffi begged for mercy, which in all liklyhood caused his death.
If you as an oppressed person and heard and seen Gadaffi kill people at a whim, would you give him mercy. No! you would shoot his head off, which seemed to have almost happened!

German customer service and efficiency !

I decided that for a change last night I would go to a bar that belongs to a chain called ' Dillingers'
I had a good steak in there before.
Anyway, I decided to have Chicken Fajitas. I also asked for a side plate of chips (French Fries)
So my meal came. The girl asked ' is everything ok?'
I replied ' Yes, but you haven't given me my fries!'
Waitress ' Oh I have given you rice'
I said ' but I asked for Fries'
waitress ' No we are not giving you Fries we are giving you rice!'
End of story!!

Retards, Inbreds, Simple, doesn't matter what you call the Münchens! No.2

So anyway, following on from yesterday!
Last night i left late at 19.00 hrs after a proposed meeting which none of the Italian team turned up, so the meeting was cancelled!
The stations seemed a bit busy and walking along the crowd I saw as usual the Münchens getting annoyed at the crowd. They are no where near as bad as the UK or New York.
Anyhow, I am walking along minding my own business when this tall skinny guy bounces into me and carries on, no apology.
Then there was a girl in front of me and he did the same to her and then he gave her an almighty stare, as if she was an alien.
I caught up with her and asked if she spoke English and she did perfectly.
I told her not to keep bumping into people and she glared at em. Then I expressed it as a joke and she laughed. She said she didn't say anything, as he had crazy eyes!
I thought well no change on that description then! Anyway she carried on talking to me till we got to the top of the escalator.

Another day in the afterworld!!