FIFA and Sep Blatter are a bunch of tossers!

So the UK annually remembers those who lost their lives in all wars with Poppy day.
For the past 2 weeks football clubs have had poppies on the shirts.
This Saturday England wanted to do the same.
FIFA and Sep Blatter have said 'No'.
The reason, because football should be free from politics etc.
No one told him that about the UK bid for the world cup did they!

The FA could get around this.
Let the players use stick-ons then FIFA will have to fine every single player in the football league. Approx. 1500

The FA should tell FIFA to get lost. Not only on this but other decisions against England which they seem keen to knock all the time, including that frog Platini who said he hates England.

Poof! what happened ???

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8878301/Rugby-player-who-had-stroke-woke-up-gay-and-became-hairdresser.html

No Prisoners!

Well it seems that the Germans haven't changed since WW2.
The underground called U-Bahn is efficient there is no denying.
However, at what expense.
Think of ' Little Britain' and a new sketch.
Guy in a wheel chair trying to get onto the train. He can't quite get up the little rise from the platform to the train.
Then the train driver says ' all aboard!' in German.
Then tries to close the doors.
The guy in the wheel chair is still stuck and the doors closing on him.
You can imagine the train pulling out and down the tunnel with the guy still hanging halfway out flapping his arms!!
This happened yesterday on my train but luckily a guy opened the doors and pushed the guy in, nearly missing the train himself !!

Help!!!!!

Back in the land of inbreds!
Can't help it, but I hate it here in Munich.
It has convinced me that if I go to a hotel where they stay and put towels out, I will be running out and taking the towels off.
In the morning people rush to get on trains and push people out of the way! even the invalids, which there seems to be a large amount of here.
People walk around eating all the time as well.

Munich the capital of God knows what!

So on behalf of the office I ordered 2 sets of different ink toner cartridges from the appropriate purchasing people.
After some weeks of no toner I enquire when we will get delivery as we have been without the 2 printers for about 4 weeks now.

This is the reply:

Hello Alan Jones,

only my chief can approve the order in the system.

He’s on holiday and next monday in the office.

So I think that the delivery date is end of next week.

But in the meantime we send you 2 cartons paper from our paper.

Best regards,

You can't make this stuff up can you!

Munich is full of Aspergers!

Mercy for Gadaffi-I don'think so

On capture Gadaffi begged for mercy, which in all liklyhood caused his death.
If you as an oppressed person and heard and seen Gadaffi kill people at a whim, would you give him mercy. No! you would shoot his head off, which seemed to have almost happened!

German customer service and efficiency !

I decided that for a change last night I would go to a bar that belongs to a chain called ' Dillingers'
I had a good steak in there before.
Anyway, I decided to have Chicken Fajitas. I also asked for a side plate of chips (French Fries)
So my meal came. The girl asked ' is everything ok?'
I replied ' Yes, but you haven't given me my fries!'
Waitress ' Oh I have given you rice'
I said ' but I asked for Fries'
waitress ' No we are not giving you Fries we are giving you rice!'
End of story!!