ban under 25's from night driving

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/insurance/motorinsurance/8907095/Insurers-angry-as-Government-rejects-young-driver-plans.html

What bloody idiot came up with this idea?
1. less tax from petrol
2. We would need a transport infrastructure far in excess of what we have
3. The transport will need to be almost 24 hours
4. Transport will need policing for drunks etc

Although maybe good for jobs the expense isn't worth it according to the government.
People with big gobs again !!!

A morning on the Munich undergraound (U-Bahn)

So as I get on at the start of the U-Bahn U3, I would expect plenty of room.
Well I am wrong. Hundreds of school children are on the train and taking the seats.
I wouldn't mind but they only go one stop! Walking it's about 400metres.

So I sit down and am dozing. Then I feel this pushing and shoving etc and I open my eyes to see a blind guy standing next to me with his big white stick still tapping.
None of the the Germans get up for him, so I stand and direct him him to sit down etc.
Then the bugger gets off 2 stops later! I could feel everyone looking at me and thinking ' what a mug!'
Anyway, I have to change trains and on the platforms here there are overhead projectors that show adverts and news items on the screens on the opposite wall.
Before each trian there is a sign Achtung!: U-Bahn fährt ein.
And I am thinking why warn people that there is some unwanted wind on the underground?
I reach my station and my bank is about 75 yards from the station and there is another wally putting ear muffs on! what are these people on??

French fashion

Please explain to me why men in the office from France are wearing scarves around their necks?
They have suits on and then wear scarves.
What a bunch of frog tossers!!

I need to make a study so I need to ask the EU for funding

I want to prove that we are not Humans but Aliens in disguise!

I should be able to convince some nerd in the EU to give me Stg 3mio funding for that!!!

Another EU waste of money and a complete joke about water

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html

Blatter the sneaky lying Swissman at FIFA

Blatter screwed the UK for the World Cup, has refused in the past to resign, backs down when Prince William engages in the poppy argument with FIFA and then says there is no racism in football.
Well what has all the complaints by the UK black players been in Spain, Italy, Turkey etc etc.
The guy is a complete teflon man who thinks nothing will stick on him and will never resign.
FIFA should have a vote of no confidence and even then it will take a while for him to realize NO ONE LIKES the guy!!

You can't make it up !

I am on the Munich underground train.
Woman dressed up sitting there with her oxygen mask on!
She gets off the train pulling her' friend'. Yes you got it a fucking oxygen bottle!!!

Little Britain here we come!