We got immigration wrong - Ed Milliband

No shit!
everyone knew and now they are trying to mask an influx of about 500,000 they didn't know about.
No solutions in sight and they won't agree to to limits etc
Saying sorry and destroying the UK isn't going to bring any sympathy

So nothing new from these bunch of PC tossers!!

Coincidence - maybe!

Lately out toilets are being decimated.
This is from the point of view, that nearly every day someone leaves shit around the edges, which indicates that someone squats on it instead of sitting.
Someone throws paper into the urinal which blocks them and then there is piss all over the floor.
Toilets are not flushed.

Now of course this could be a man's quirk, but surely we don't do this at home.

Which then leads me to believe, that recently we have had some new nationalities arrive.

So is this a coincidence??

Dirty bastards!

Why smokers should get paid less

Something has been catching my eye of recent weeks.
I know it's silly.
But 2 guys in the office regularly go out for a smoke, so I started to track.

+Every 45 minutes they go for a smoke which means they are away from their desk about 13 minutes. So lets round it to 15 minutes
+8 times a day
+Means 2 hours a day away from their work and desk
+10 hours a week
+42 hours a month
+462 hours a year (minus 4 weeks for holidays)
+conservative cost Eur23,100 per person a year

Certainly a good case in my view!!!

Platini is above himself and he needs to be brought to earth!

Platini is a well know hater of everything English !
He will do anything to stop England get anything.

Look at his latest whiz idea
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/8341765/Football-Association-faces-100m-shortfall-as-Uefa-moves-to-reform-England-TV-rights.html

The guy needs a rocket up his kermit derrier.

I would like to know from anyone why he hates the English so much.
Must be 'cos we saved the shits in the war!!!! We will know next time.

Congrats my Brother who has tried so hard, now has work

I am so happy for my brother. He has had a hard time getting a job in the USA.
Anyway, now is a cause for celebration!!! He has a job.

Not many people know, but my brother was taught how to play the Didgeree Doo by a master.
He has been on walkabout in Oz to a Northern Terratory festival etc.

Even fewer people know, that my brother has recorded an album of his works.
I hear it's the next best seller to Rolf Harris's disc 'A ha a ha !'

Anyway, in order to celebrate this occassion I think he should have a Didgeree Doo blast in his garden.
The only problem is that the Californians will think it's a humming from the ground and prepare themselves for a quake!!!

Anyway I hope my brother (Didge Bob) gets the Didge out and has a blast while he is having a Bar-B by his Billabong (garden bird bath) having a few tinnies (cans of beer).

Cheers mate!!!!

Indian man with 39 wives, 94 children and 33 grandchildren

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/8340679/Indian-man-with-39-wives-94-children-and-33-grandchildren.html


This guy is either a man's hero or complete fucking idiot!!!!

Daughter travelling around Australia

My daughter has a one year working visa to travel around the Oz.
So far the travelling has been restricted by floods, Hurricanes, typhoons or whatever there is for disasters!
Anyway after going to Perth, Sydney, Melbourne, Cairns etc she decided to go back to Perth.
Last Friday she started work and by the afternoon wanted to resign!
And people laugh about me!!!!
Apparently, the Oz people don't talk at work and seem like a scene from the grateful dead!
So she is working with corpses at a medical administration company.
Yesterday was no better.
Today she had interviews with 2 agencies before she started work. She now has a job at the Government Chamber of commerce on Friday for more money.
Whether these people will be more alive I don't know, but a government office is a government office and I guess won't do her chances any harm if she wanted to stay in Oz.
I am hoping that she meets a charming partner as I am sure there are large amounts of eligible sheep!
What's in it for me ? Ergh a jumper!

Anyway, I guess this may be make or break. Then she could try Melbourne or Sydney as I am sure the people must be breathing there!!!