Thursday, May 19, 2011

A Literal translation from German to English about Schwarzeneger from SudDeutsche


The Sperminator

Schwarzenegger, Strauss-Kahn, Clinton, Edwards: Behind every man is a strong woman weak

 BY MICHAEL HAAS

Dass Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted just over ten years to have a child fathered with his housekeeper, probably surprised only his wife. All others will remember that the accused has been Sperminator many years already, he used his celebrity status to fellow employees fairly regularly approached to carry on.
We recall that shortly before his first election as governor of California in 2003 brought Los Angeles Times interviews with 16 women who accused the political candidates, he will have to aggressively groped her and touched her inappropriately. The unnamed women described in detail how Schwarzenegger without being asked of them took off, she kissed her against her will, to lewd and degrading comments made ​​or groped her buttocks. Many of them were afraid of losing their jobs if they protested.
The consequence of the time? A public outcry - not about his performance, but the insolence of the Los Angeles Times rifling through the dirty laundry.It claimed Arnold Schwarzenegger does not, the charges were false.Schwarzenegger was no other choice than to admit "Where there's smoke, there's fire" and apologize to, "Yes, I have behaved badly sometimes. Yes it is true that I did things that were not correct. I am deeply sorry and I apologize. When I am governor, I want to prove to the women that I am a champion for the women. "

It was not the apology, but his wife, Kennedy niece Maria Shriver, who saved him out of trouble and helped him win elections. Shortly after the allegations were heard immediately before the crucial election day, she went with him on stage and gave the most zweitberühmteste wives-denial in the world of himself: "His open mind, listen to his will and tolerance are just what the doctor has prescribed. You can count on all the negative voices and listen to the people who have never met Arnold. Or you can listen to me. I support him because he understands the people, has compassion and incredible courage. "
The women in California at the time thought: Well, if this great woman is so sure that their guy is a gentleman, you must be wrong all the others. If she has hung her career and her beloved profession of the nail-journalists in order to act as first lady at his side, then the the worth for you.
But this January Shriver pulled out from the joint House, when she found out that Schwarzenegger betrayed them there for years with the housekeeper Mildred Patty Beana had - and Beana that she trusted for 20 years, the mother of his son's. Maria Shriver and her housekeeper in 1997 at the same time by the same man pregnant, and the two sons were born only a week apart. Shriver says it was a "painful and heartbreaking time."
The mystery is: Why this self-confident, successful women for so long with their husbands if they had already earned a long kick and the divorce lawyer?

Teenagers drive us to this!!

Viagra 'could make you deaf'


Viagra and similar impotence drugs have been linked to hundreds of cases of sudden hearing loss around the world, including some in the UK.
Doctors have begun to warn that the drugs could damage users' hearing after a spate of people in the US with auditory problems.

Didn't need a study, I am sure every man has thought the same when in between a womans legs!!!!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I'll be back!!

Arnold Schwarzenger has a love child!!! I wonder if there is a twin somewhere?
10 years old, but didn' tell his wife until he left office!
That makes him a smart man, being able to hold the secret for that period of time and with a government female.
How did Hollywood and the paparazzi miss that???

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Monday Morning feeling


OH GOD, I HATE GETTING OLD

It’s seems like every year, I‘m fading a bit
It's a process of aging, I am told.
This body doesn’t work, the way it use to.
Oh god, I hate getting old.

The color of my hair has turned to silver.
My youth, which time has stole
The pep in my step, is fading fast.
Oh god, how I hate getting old.

Some of my friends are already gone.
They’re in a grave; so lifeless and cold.
If they were still here, I would hear them saying
Oh God, I hate getting old

We all want to live as long as we can
Whether you are poor; or you have riches and gold.
Whether rich or poor, we all must die.
Oh god, I just hate getting old.

We are all dealt, different cards in life.
It’s a hand, one day you must fold.
When youth is gone, we wonder where it went
Oh god, I hate getting old

If your life was like a phone call
You, could put your age on hold
But father time, will not be denied
Oh God, I just hate getting old


When I say to myself, I’m still young
It’s wishful thinking, to be so bold.
I look in the mirror, and reality sets in
Oh, God, I hate getting old. 

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

I have my fluffy bread!!

I have been looking for bread similar to that we get in the UK.
Now in European terms this is useless bread, but it's bread I have been brought up with.

So I took a German colleague yesterday saying I wanted bread that was white or Brown, sliced and not weighing like a brick etc.

We walked into the supermarket I go to and have never seen it and there it was.
The Germans call it fluffy bread because it doesn't weigh a tonne!

I am happy now although it's a little dry, but I can have my jam sandwiches with my coffee!