Am I odd?

Ok so I am not handsome, I have social difficulties (apparently), I am very average, I sometimes show humour etc etc.

Here I am in Munich!

I have noticed more things in my interest of human nature.
1. Munich has a large number of people below 5 feet tall. Not dwarfs or midgets.
2. Munich has a large number of physically impaired people
3. Munich has a pharmacy every 50 yards
4. Munich has a large number of people with walking sticks
5. Munich has a large number of people with supported leg problems
6. Munich has a drink problem
7. Munich has a large number of people who don't look the full ticket
8. Munich has grown men who like leather shorts!
9. Munich has a hygiene problem
10. Munich view all outsiders as coming from Mars and are very wary
11. Munich people are rude and have social interaction problems
12. Munich women have huge thighs
13. Munich people seem to drink a lot of beer and also carry bottles around

This morning I was dozing on the train, quite peacefully.
Then I noticed a smell next to me.
I thought, some bloody unwashed untouchable man. I opened my eyes and found it was a woman!!
So my hypothesis is that All Munich woman must be:
1. Unhygienic
2. Alcoholics
3. Hairy armpits
4. Hairy genetils
5. Would crush my balls with their thighs
6. Would be too dominate
7. Would only use me as a sex slave