These Krauts kill me!
I know that they are inbred in Munich, but they get annoyed if you either invade their space, or that they suddenly turn in front of you, without looking as if you should be telepathic!
This morning it's raining cats and dogs and this seems to confuse the hell out of them. Trains are cut short and you are bundled into the train like sardines, but still the looks with daggers is hilarious!
So as I walked down the platform a girl turns right in front of me and I nearly bump into her. I said 'sorry' as all Brits do, eventhough it's not our fault, and she looked at me with a severe face and a surprise.
So why am I superior?
Easy really:
1. I am polite
2. I have a sense of humour
3. I don't have to save a bed by the pool
4. I smile
5. I hold the door open for people following me
6. I wear deoderant
7. I don't wear leather shorts or a feathered hat
8. I come from a nation that won a war
Enuf said !!
I know that they are inbred in Munich, but they get annoyed if you either invade their space, or that they suddenly turn in front of you, without looking as if you should be telepathic!
This morning it's raining cats and dogs and this seems to confuse the hell out of them. Trains are cut short and you are bundled into the train like sardines, but still the looks with daggers is hilarious!
So as I walked down the platform a girl turns right in front of me and I nearly bump into her. I said 'sorry' as all Brits do, eventhough it's not our fault, and she looked at me with a severe face and a surprise.
So why am I superior?
Easy really:
1. I am polite
2. I have a sense of humour
3. I don't have to save a bed by the pool
4. I smile
5. I hold the door open for people following me
6. I wear deoderant
7. I don't wear leather shorts or a feathered hat
8. I come from a nation that won a war
Enuf said !!
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