Todays musings!

So the government had an MP or something who was named the 'back to work Tsar'!
Who is now out of work!
Caught with her hand in the till or something and has had to resign.
Not much hope for the unemployed then, unless you want to learn how to nick or defraud people!!

I get to work before 8am!
A young girl is walking towards me flustered and drops her security badge.
I said ' You have dropped something' she stared at me as if I was a moron!
Fortunately the security guard picked it up for her and confirmed she dropped it.
What a state to come to work!
I suggest she has www.rescueremedy.com I am going to check it out.

So there is this town in Switzerland that has some of the brightest sparks on Earth and they run their multi-million pound machine to check out the speed of light. They conclude that Einstein may have been wrong!!
There is something faster than light and Einstein was wrong.
Now it seems that this is incorrect 'cos they have found that the bright spark putting the machine together made a faulty wire connection or didn't tighten the screw up for the connection!
Now this is fairly basic for a sparks (colloquialism for an electrician - get it)
So it seems that all the bright sparks have been outdone by a low spark!!!