I have a totally different sense of humour than the missus. Here is an example that i thought was hilarious and she didn't get it and after explaining she didn't fell it was funny at all!
A man from Courtsend fell out with his in-laws and banned them from entering the house while he was in it. The wife dutifully carried out his wishes until she was on her death bed and then asked sadly, " I've always been a good wife to you, haven't I Jack?" "Yes dar. None better" he replied. "Then I hope that you grant my last request and let our Mary Alice ride in the first car with you at my funeral?" "Alright my dear" he agreed heavily, "But I'm warning you, it'll spoil my fun!"
I took me 5 minutes to stop laughing. She thought I was a moron!
A man from Courtsend fell out with his in-laws and banned them from entering the house while he was in it. The wife dutifully carried out his wishes until she was on her death bed and then asked sadly, " I've always been a good wife to you, haven't I Jack?" "Yes dar. None better" he replied. "Then I hope that you grant my last request and let our Mary Alice ride in the first car with you at my funeral?" "Alright my dear" he agreed heavily, "But I'm warning you, it'll spoil my fun!"
I took me 5 minutes to stop laughing. She thought I was a moron!
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