Sack the Counsillor

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/264667/264667


I would sack this incompetent counsillor

Crazy day of football in UK

Spurs 1 v Man City 5
ManU 8 v Arsenal 2

Not a good day.
Spurs - Didn't really gel and for me it was Modric playing. Yes he ran all over the place but his distribution of the ball seemed poor at times. So I guess he didn't sell himself too well and that he shouldn't have played at all.
The thing is, when a player has made his mind up, he just wants to go and won't play for his honour.
I think Chelsea will bid Stg 38-40 million to see Spurs resolve or to prove Levy is a snip for cash, being a real Jewish lad! I hear that Spurs will be bidding for another 3 players over the next 3 days, so Spurs well need the cash.

Unfortunately Bayern Munich won 3-0 against Kaiserslauten at the weekend.
Arsenal - they are in denial. I commend Wenger for his wish to get lads from the academy, but it takes time. In the meantime he needs to spend.

Remember the 6 and 5 rule come sin next season, I believe, so maybe Arsenal with laugh then.
Spurs have already a number of young lads with 4 playing the debuts last Monday.

Munich Bier Fest is upon us!

The Oktober Bier Fest which is in September is only 3 weeks away, so I have booked my flights.
It's the Munich version of Ramadan really.
The locals turn their days upside down, where silly leather clothes and feathers in their hats and that's the men!
Women wear these traditional dresses that push their boobs out for all to see.
The Gays? well they are just perpelexed about what to wear!!
During the day it will be slow moving, not much work done and all wearing the same gear from the night before, if they haven't come straight into work from the night before!
Anyway it should be a laugh.

The do gooders do it again.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3772860/Pole-dubbed-Borat-wins-2k-for-racism.html

Who is responsible for accepting this case?
Who is responsible for ruling on this case?

When you find them, sack them and also kick the Polish person back to their own country where they have no rights at all!!!

Mans best friend!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3774062/Loyal-dog-guards-soldiers-coffin.html

Edinburgh Fringe best joke

''I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.''

Am I odd?

Ok so I am not handsome, I have social difficulties (apparently), I am very average, I sometimes show humour etc etc.

Here I am in Munich!

I have noticed more things in my interest of human nature.
1. Munich has a large number of people below 5 feet tall. Not dwarfs or midgets.
2. Munich has a large number of physically impaired people
3. Munich has a pharmacy every 50 yards
4. Munich has a large number of people with walking sticks
5. Munich has a large number of people with supported leg problems
6. Munich has a drink problem
7. Munich has a large number of people who don't look the full ticket
8. Munich has grown men who like leather shorts!
9. Munich has a hygiene problem
10. Munich view all outsiders as coming from Mars and are very wary
11. Munich people are rude and have social interaction problems
12. Munich women have huge thighs
13. Munich people seem to drink a lot of beer and also carry bottles around

This morning I was dozing on the train, quite peacefully.
Then I noticed a smell next to me.
I thought, some bloody unwashed untouchable man. I opened my eyes and found it was a woman!!
So my hypothesis is that All Munich woman must be:
1. Unhygienic
2. Alcoholics
3. Hairy armpits
4. Hairy genetils
5. Would crush my balls with their thighs
6. Would be too dominate
7. Would only use me as a sex slave