Mr Platini will make changes

Platini the EUFA chief has always been against technology for goal lines.
Mainly becaujse the English are always calling for it, based on the goals we never get due to bad decisions.
So he introduces 2 extra linesmen, one at each goal to counteract these failings.
They were introduced about 3 years ago in EUFA tournaments and quite honestly they have been useless.
Last night England had the luck where the goal linesman was absolutely useless and said a ball had NOT crossed the England goal when it had quite clearly.
Now watch Mr Platini bring the technology in, as he can't abide England getting an advantage.

Ferdinand has no right!

Rio Ferdinand who was injured for half a season, is susceptible to injury and can't keep his gob shut.
He just typifies what has happened in the England football team. Some players think they have the RIGHT to play for England.
The England Manager has to make decisions and he has brought in young players. Kelly, he coached for a while at Liverpool has taken Ferdinand's position.
I stand by Hodgeson and let him pick the team as England are not expected to get far in the tournament this year so it's ideal to play who he wants to get a team built for 2014 World Cup!

Todays musings!

So the government had an MP or something who was named the 'back to work Tsar'!
Who is now out of work!
Caught with her hand in the till or something and has had to resign.
Not much hope for the unemployed then, unless you want to learn how to nick or defraud people!!

I get to work before 8am!
A young girl is walking towards me flustered and drops her security badge.
I said ' You have dropped something' she stared at me as if I was a moron!
Fortunately the security guard picked it up for her and confirmed she dropped it.
What a state to come to work!
I suggest she has www.rescueremedy.com I am going to check it out.

So there is this town in Switzerland that has some of the brightest sparks on Earth and they run their multi-million pound machine to check out the speed of light. They conclude that Einstein may have been wrong!!
There is something faster than light and Einstein was wrong.
Now it seems that this is incorrect 'cos they have found that the bright spark putting the machine together made a faulty wire connection or didn't tighten the screw up for the connection!
Now this is fairly basic for a sparks (colloquialism for an electrician - get it)
So it seems that all the bright sparks have been outdone by a low spark!!!

NORTHERNERS LOTTERY

Is it me who is wondering why it appears a high percentage of lottery and euro lottery winners are north of Watford?
The first winner was a Pakistani in Bolton who was sent to Coventry as its against Islam. As a southerner, there is no justice in this world. WE IN THE SOUTH CAN COPE WITH MONEY AND THOSE IN THE NORTH HAVE NO IDEA!

Accident

Great report

Questionable calibration of speeding gun and lucky escape for police

India coping with an older nation

eInnuendo

Notice for retiring age people by the Indian Government

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Indian Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under theSCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED orSCREWED any further by the central government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as muchSHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP, who has been trained to give you all theSHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.