Thursday, September 6, 2012

People and their Mobiles should be monitored

Sitting on the train in the morning is a nightmare. I remember the days I could have a sleep on the way to work.
These days it's a case of listening to women talking about their washing machine and the powder they use or it's about their hairdresser or it's about family or guys they have met!
' This guys came up to me in the bar last night and he said' ' would you like a drink?'
and I am thinking ' what is that all about?' and I thought ' he must be loaded if he is buying' ' i will get him to buy all the girls a drink and then I will tell him to get lost, Loooseeerrr!'
These are type of conversations they have on their phones.
Or
It's a case of an Indian vs Bulgarian talking to their mates or relatives and each one competing to speak louder than the other!
This morning I was very near to asking the woman talking about her washing, whether she was using biological or not!!!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Mr Platini will make changes

Platini the EUFA chief has always been against technology for goal lines.
Mainly becaujse the English are always calling for it, based on the goals we never get due to bad decisions.
So he introduces 2 extra linesmen, one at each goal to counteract these failings.
They were introduced about 3 years ago in EUFA tournaments and quite honestly they have been useless.
Last night England had the luck where the goal linesman was absolutely useless and said a ball had NOT crossed the England goal when it had quite clearly.
Now watch Mr Platini bring the technology in, as he can't abide England getting an advantage.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Ferdinand has no right!

Rio Ferdinand who was injured for half a season, is susceptible to injury and can't keep his gob shut.
He just typifies what has happened in the England football team. Some players think they have the RIGHT to play for England.
The England Manager has to make decisions and he has brought in young players. Kelly, he coached for a while at Liverpool has taken Ferdinand's position.
I stand by Hodgeson and let him pick the team as England are not expected to get far in the tournament this year so it's ideal to play who he wants to get a team built for 2014 World Cup!

Friday, February 24, 2012

Todays musings!

So the government had an MP or something who was named the 'back to work Tsar'!
Who is now out of work!
Caught with her hand in the till or something and has had to resign.
Not much hope for the unemployed then, unless you want to learn how to nick or defraud people!!

I get to work before 8am!
A young girl is walking towards me flustered and drops her security badge.
I said ' You have dropped something' she stared at me as if I was a moron!
Fortunately the security guard picked it up for her and confirmed she dropped it.
What a state to come to work!
I suggest she has www.rescueremedy.com I am going to check it out.

So there is this town in Switzerland that has some of the brightest sparks on Earth and they run their multi-million pound machine to check out the speed of light. They conclude that Einstein may have been wrong!!
There is something faster than light and Einstein was wrong.
Now it seems that this is incorrect 'cos they have found that the bright spark putting the machine together made a faulty wire connection or didn't tighten the screw up for the connection!
Now this is fairly basic for a sparks (colloquialism for an electrician - get it)
So it seems that all the bright sparks have been outdone by a low spark!!!

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

NORTHERNERS LOTTERY

Is it me who is wondering why it appears a high percentage of lottery and euro lottery winners are north of Watford?
The first winner was a Pakistani in Bolton who was sent to Coventry as its against Islam. As a southerner, there is no justice in this world. WE IN THE SOUTH CAN COPE WITH MONEY AND THOSE IN THE NORTH HAVE NO IDEA!